(In)Correct Father Brown Quotes

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Hello, I wanted to inquire as to how your tagging works? I know the characters but don’t really understand the rest 😅

of course, i’d be happy to explain! so for characters it’s generally just their names, except for father brown (the character), who is tagged as “fr brown” to make it easier to search for quotes with him specifically within the blog. currently the character tags are:

fr brown

mrs mccarthy

lady felicia

hercule flambeau

bunty windermere

sid carter

susie jasinski

maeve lochlin

marianne delacroix

inspector valentine

inspector sullivan

inspector mallory

sergeant goodfellow

there’s also a few tags i use for specific pairings/character interactions, which are:

cartivan (sid x sullivan)

cartentine (sid x valentine)

windermaeve (bunty x maeve)

montabeau (felicia x flambeau)

flambrown (father brown x flambeau)

disaster twins (sid and bunty causing problems on purpose)

parental guidance (aka The Gang Get Parental Figures)

inspector gadgets (in which i pretend that tower of lost souls can be every episode if i wish hard enough)

and for blog navigation we’ve got:

kembleford post (anything from the inbox)

parish bulletin (anything that i’ve got to say that isn’t a quote)

i think that pretty much sums up the main navigation tags i use. if you have anything specific that you were wondering about, just ask!

and, if you’re looking to see some non-quote content, visit me at @regencypoet!

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Bunty: What’s it like dating Sid?

Sullivan: [Remembers Sid laying on the couch upside down and trying to drink milk, then waterboarding himself with the milk and coughing for ten seconds before trying again]

Sullivan: It’s alright I guess.

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Mallory: When you’ve been inspector for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.

Sid: Brown is not your colour.

Mallory: Brown brings out my eyes you PRICK!

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Lady F: Friends, your Christmas gift this year is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Bunty: ✨Normalize not loving every member of your family✨

Sid: You can just say “I hate my mom”. PLEASE, talk like a normal person.

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Flambeau: I’m not trauma-dumping, I’m sharing my super cool evil backstory.

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Sid: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps the poor down and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Sid, playing Monopoly: Sorry! If you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

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Everyone, addressing Goodfellow: We’ve been looking for a volunteer to suffer the consequences of our actions…

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Sullivan: I’ve been really into true crime lately.

Sid, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.

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Mallory: Hey everybody! Today Valentine and Sullivan called me short so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put them down.

Mallory: The benefits of killing them are that I would be called short way less-

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Bunty: Men kiss each other. I saw it in a book.

Sid, already holding Sullivan: Oh, I thought that was a command.

Bunty: Men! Kiss each other!

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Father Brown: You know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?

Sid and Bunty: You mean the one that sounds like Mrs. M?

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Father Brown: In the winter I wear vestments with a black hat and sometimes a black coat.

Father Brown: In the summer, I wear...the same thing, because I look good in black and I'm willing to suffer.

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Lady F: He doesn’t deserve you! If he doesn’t treat you right by now then you’re gone!

Mrs. M: I’m gone!

Lady F: Good! Now let’s go chop his dick off!

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Sullivan: I was perfectly fine not trusting people! Not trusting people is what I’m used to! It’s my comfort zone!

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Sid: I love you.

Sullivan: I’m glad one of us does.

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Mrs. M: Next step is to fold in the cheese.

Bunty: What does that mean? What does "fold in the cheese” mean?

Mrs. M: You fold it in.

Bunty: I understand that but how do you fold it? Do you fold it in half like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot or what do you do?

Mrs. M: Penelope, I cannot show you everything.

Bunty: Okay, well can you show me ONE thing?

Mrs. M: You just-here's what you do you just…fold it in.

Bunty: I don't know how to “fold in" BROKEN cheese like that!

Mrs. M: And I don't know how to be any clearer! You take that thing that's in your hand, and you-!

Bunty: If you say "fold it in" one more time-

Mrs. M: It SAYS fold it in!!