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PROMPTS TAKEN FROM SKYRIM: PART ONE

"Hey you, you’re finally awake."

"Only a beast kills without feeling."

"Do the men you’ve killed haunt you?"

"I go where I please."

"I ain’t done nothing."

"Wait… I know you…"

"Hands to yourself, sneak thief."

"Your mind is the best weapon you have."

"Let me know if you see anything you like."

"My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?"

"Disrespect the law and you disrespect me."

“What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”

"What do you need, my friend?"

"It’s a fine day with you around."

"You’re not drunk, are you?"

"You’re someone who can get things done. I like that."

"Embrace order and hard truth."

"I hate giving speeches."

"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."

"Come on, I haven’t got all morning."

"Why don’t you swallow that pride of yours?"

"We’re one of the same kind, you and I."

"I’m glad to have met you."

"You’re turning out to be quite the prize."

"Hey, I’m not done talking to you yet! Come back here!"

"My mother and father yell a lot... always have."

"The only way to win their respect is through hard work."

"I don't want you treating any of these books poorly. Are we clear?"

"Have you seen my mother/father?"

"You might want to rethink that outfit."

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PROMPTS TAKEN FROM LAW & ORDER SVU: SEASON TWO warning: mature content, including non-con

"I'm sorry. I haven't slept a lot lately."

"How long have you been on the force?"

"That's Mister Detective, to you."

"This is really happening, isn't it?"

"Is this how you like it?"

"I'm an ass man, I don't apologise for it."

"Stalking is illegal. I survey from a legal distance."

"Playing with semantics here can be very dangerous."

"I don't expect anything from you."

"We did everything that we could."

"I'd like to follow every guy that I know that has a propensity to rape."

"You're not equipped to deal with this."

"Street justice is always bloody."

"Let me ask you something, one hungry man to another. Is there anything better than gorging on a fresh caught meal?"

"I'm the knot in the pit of your stomach."

"Quite frankly, I don't know where else to turn."

"What’s going to happen to me?"

"What do you think should happen to you?"

"We are trying to get you out of here."

"The historical figures I respect the most aren't the ones who started wars, but those who brought about peace."

"Did you get a good look at who did this to you?"

"I dream of angels, but I live with demons."

"I'd be happy to talk to anyone with a brain."

"You need to get used to telling your story."

"I know you're not married. Who'd have you?"

"Are you always this pleasant?"

"You touch me again, I'll cut your pig heart out!"

"Never underestimate the generosity of women."

"There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba."

"You name it, I’ve seen it."

"If I don’t keep some mystery, you might grow bored and stop loving me."

"My man, you wanna walk away from this?"

"It’s sick, but it’s not illegal."

"Power and money can make anything go away."

"A lap dance sends a pretty strong signal."

"I suggest you adjust your attitude before I write you up for insubordination."

"Don’t play games with us, the odds are against you."

"You look like you slept on a sewer grate last night."

"I don’t like your question and I don’t like your tone."

"She had no right to touch you like that. She had no right to abuse you."

"I’m a dirty little boy. I can’t keep my hands to myself."

"You don’t make a lot of friends, do you?"

"I saw that they were unclean and I cleansed them in their own blood."

"We both need a vacation."

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SLEEPY HEADCANON QUESTIONS

😌 Does your muse take naps?

🏃 What position does your muse usually sleep in? E.g. curled up on their side, on their stomach, etc.

😔 Is your muse prone to nightmares?

🧸 Do they sleep holding anything? E.g. a pillow, a stuffed toy, etc.

📻 Do they sleep in silence or do they listen to something to help them sleep? If so, what do they listen to?

✨ Does your muse often dream? Are there any themes to their dreams or are they random?

😪 Are they an active sleeper? Do they sleepwalk, talk in their sleep, etc.?

💤 Do they snore or talk in their sleep?

🐦 Are they a night owl or an early bird?

⏰ How many hours of sleep do they need?

⏲️ How many hours of sleep do they actually get on average a night?

💕 Are they a cuddly sleeper or do they prefer their own space?

🐗 Do they hog all the covers?

🥄 Are they the big spoon or little spoon?

🛀 What does their bedtime routine look like?

🛏️ Are they the type to fall asleep anywhere or can they only sleep in their own bed?

💊 Do they take anything to help them sleep?

🩳 What do they wear to bed? Do they wear anything?

🌜 Does your muse like sleeping? Are they reluctant to go to bed or do they look forward to it?

🦠 How often do they change their bedding?

😴Is your muse a heavy or light sleeper?

👿 Has your muse ever suffered from sleep paralysis?

🌠 Does your muse find meaning in their dreams? Do they try to interpret them?

🔢 How many pillows do they prefer?

💏 Do they sleep better alone or when someone's with them?

💡 Do they sleep with the lights on or off?

😩 Do they suffer from insomnia?

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THE SOPRANOS PROMPTS: PART TWO warning: mature content

"Hope comes in many forms."

"The heart also wants what the dick wants."

"Feelings make things financially unfeasible."

"More is lost by indecision than wrong decision."

"It's like the regularness of life is too fucking hard for me."

"Life is putting Prozac to the test."

"I mean, don't you love me?"

"You act like butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth.”

"The only reason you have anything is because of my fucking sweat, and you knew every step of the way exactly how it works."

"You are entitled to shit."

"What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die."

"Boy, are you fat."

"There's an old Italian saying: 'You fuck up once, you lose two teeth.'"

"I wish the Lord would take me now."

"It's all a big nothing."

"Wait for it. Savour it."

"Where the fuck do you get the balls?!"

“What do you want, a parade?”

"To cry like a woman? It's a fuckin' disgrace!"

"This motherless fuck have a name?"

"Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?"

"What we do in here is like taking a shit."

"If the history of the planet was represented by the Empire State Building, the time that human beings have been on Earth would only be a postage stamp at the very top. You realize how insignificant that makes us?"

"I fucking hate the way you make me ride you."

"Next time there won’t be a next time!"

"Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty."

"No offense, but, you ever had yourself checked for Tourettes?"

"Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading."

"I don't make the rules. They've always been there."

"You go about in pity for yourself, you know that?"

"I oughta suffocate you, you little prick."

"You blow your father with that mouth?"

"Look, it’s impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist.

"I can’t talk about my personal life."

"Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to my self esteem."

"You’re weak. You’re outta control. And you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else."

"Stop getting cunty."

"Lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over."

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PROMPTS TAKEN FROM LAW & ORDER SVU: SEASON FIVE warning: mature content, including non-con

"I’m not gonna kill you. I’ve got something else in mind."

"Don't play games with me, I'm about thirty seconds from shoving your face right through that wall."

"The voices in my head. I can’t hear anything else."

"Why would you say something so horrible?"

"Step away from the knives."

"If you think we're gonna let this slide, you're dreaming."

"You can’t threaten me, bitch."

"Why don't you stay with me tonight until we figure this whole thing out?"

"Do you get it now? Is it sinking in?"

"He's not going to stop until you back off or until you're dead."

"Your funeral's tomorrow."

"You’re asking for a hell of a lot of trust."

"You were assaulted."

"I survived."

"I didn't do this to hurt you."

"All you've done is made me wish I were dead."

"Who do you think made the world?"

"I'm not a man any more."

"He was dead when I got here."

"I don't need you interrogating me."

"You're out of control."

"Everyone makes mistakes, get over it."

“Since when do you blame the victim?”

“The badges mean we ask the questions.”

"You couldn't pay me enough to do what you do."

"You’re either stupid or out of your mind."

“Welcome to Special Victims. It’s not always black and white.”

“Give me your keys, I’ll drive you home.”

“You know not a day goes by where I don’t think about what that bastard did to me.”

“God you’re even more cynical than I remember.”

“He who lives on hope dies of starvation.”

"I think you should go home."

"We live in perverted times, my friend."

"For what it's worth, you really did do the right thing."

"I love you, but your values suck."

"It takes a human being to teach you to hate."

“Oh my sweet baby, you’re so cold.”

“I suggest you start telling the truth.”

"You didn't cause any of this."

“It’s easier not having friends but it doesn’t make it any less lonely.”

“I made a terrible mistake but don’t accuse me of not caring.”

"Tell me what happened, baby."

“You’ll lose your job.”

“You’ll be lucky to get out of this with your skin.”

“I forgive you for what you did.”

“I fell in love with you that day. I love you now and I will love you til the day I die.”

“If you bite me, I’ll hurt you.”

"You're still thinking like a junkie."

"A girl can only take so much."

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PROMPTS TAKEN FROM LAW & ORDER SVU: SEASON SIX warning: mature content, including non-con

“Do you like putting yourself in dangerous situations?”

“How can you invite this depravity into your mind? Into your body, your soul?”

“You must think I’m such a loser.”

"They always say they're gonna come back. They never do."

“You can’t save everyone.”

"Don't worry, I turned out okay."

“We had some fun back in the day.”

“Anybody can get got.”

“I don’t have time to school you.”

“What’s the most favourite thing you like to do with your dad?”

“Please don’t make me tell.”

"I don't wanna do this."

"You're dead meat, punk."

"I don't know how to dumb this down for you any more. It wasn't me."

"I'm not scared, I'm pissed!"

"The secret always stands between you and the rest of the world."

"I wish I had superpowers hidden inside me. The kind that come out when I need them."

"I thought there was something wrong with me."

"Have you ever been afraid of what might be inside you?"

"All you can do is love your kids."

"You're nothing but a scared little punk."

"You wanna know what it's like to kill someone?"

"They said you were dead."

"You're nothing but a scared little punk."

"You wanna know what it's like to kill someone?"

"They said you were dead."

"I wanted to look pretty for you."

"You can get through this."

"I have seen a lot of good people who have lost everything. Thought they had nothing left to live for after a loved one's murder, but you gotta keep going."

"Rage makes people do crazy things."

"You'd like nothing better than to hit me."

"It's hard to be someone that you're not."

"Every cop has a weakness. You just gotta know how to exploit it."

“He is so easy to please.”

“I’m gonna make him beg for it.”

“I know my rights.”

“I don’t have to answer anything. I don’t have to say a word.”

“Shoot me when I start to care about what you think.”

“I’m not lying about anything.”

"Don't worry baby, I'll always love you."

"You ruined my life because you wouldn't take care of me."

"You're lecturing me about rage? Are you kidding?"

"I'm more than adequate in bed."

"You ruined my life, you lying bitch!"

"Do whatever you want with me."

"I'll never let anyone else have you."

"You know nothing about honour."

"You haven't begun to see what hurt is."

"Looks like somebody's been having themselves a good time."

“You puke on me, I’ll kill you.”

“How many times you think you can break the rules and get away with it.”

"Things are gonna be a lot easier if you and I just talk to each other like normal people."

“Give me a call when you get a conscience.”

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PROMPTS TAKEN FROM LAW & ORDER SVU: SEASON EIGHT warning: mature content, including non-con

"Every time you show up, I nearly get killed."

"You're a jinx. You're bad luck."

"You can't keep raping the earth."

"Welcome home, man. Glad you're okay."

"Heard you got blown up."

"Thank you very much, but I already have a job."

"Why haven't you signed the divorce papers?"

"I've run out of things to say."

"Why me? Why did he do this to me?"

"Life is short, so why don't you just jump to whatever it is you're holding back?"

"How could you let that happen?"

"I guess I suck."

"Do you live in this car?"

"No one has to like me. They just have to do what I say."

"Women don't like you, do they?"

"You don't belong in this unit."

"I was gonna kill him."

"I would think that you would be more co-operative."

"Why can't you leave me alone?"

"Did you really think you could keep this a secret?"

"You can put this behind you, get on with your life."

"I'm not saying it'll be easy, but it can be done if… you want it."

"I've realised that if I fixate on you, I will disappear."

"I have to forgive you somehow."

“You are the devil, you know that?”

"I notice you don't wear a wedding ring."

"Maybe you should've been a detective."

"I said it's a bad decision and you know it."

"So you're reliving your lost childhood, is that it?"

"Oh, we're not talking about me."

"It's been a while since you've had a date, hasn't it?"

"Why are you so bitter?"

"All you have to do is tell the truth and everything goes away."

"Shut up, you dirty old man."

"You would've found out sooner or later."

"Honey, what your mother did was wrong. She hurt you."

"This is the first time I've been sober in months."

"Happy? You completely screwed up my whole life!"

"Innocent people don't need lawyers."

"I don't respect liars."

"I want my first time to be special."

"Do juries always believe these fairytales you make up?"

"You've got the dots, but you can't connect them."

"So how do we make this right?"

"You have to understand, I had no choice."

"What have I ever done to you?"

"I couldn't look at you and not be sick."

"No matter how much I hated you, I hated myself more."

"I know it's not fair and I know it's not right. But it is the truth."

"I submit you've told so many lies, not even you know what's true any more."

"Were you raped?"