#moooooooo

[raccoonmilf]

Man and usually there's a lot more cows than that. this was one of the smaller sites. but one time we saw like at least 15 hanging out in a little dilapidated shack on a hill to get out of the sun. The rest of the cattle were down at the waterin hole and running around in the hills. But not these guys. These guys were probably a friend group and their favorite spot was this shack.

We didn't know any were in the shack until we parked and one poked it's head out to see what was up.

And eventually they all started getting up and leaving the shack and at least 15 came out of it maybe more and my coworker was like "what in the clown car tomfoolery is going on"

And when we walked downhill to start work they ran off in the distance, struck a pose, and stared at us some more.

Sorry for spamming your ask box about cows I am very sleepy and see cows a lot at work.

I hope you have a good night raccoon scientist person.

I love all the random cow messages in my inbox I’ve got no idea what is going on but please send pictures of cows thank you I love cows

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday May 24.

Cows have regional accents

MooooooooooooÖ

Allow us to broaden your minds for one moment. We know what you're thinking—I love cows, but I simply have to know: do they moo in different accents to one another? It is a great question, and you would be far from the first person to have posed yourself such a query. Well, the good news is here this Wednesday, May 24, as we have that very answer for you. They're chunky, lovely, and unrelenting milk machines: and now we can answer, definitively, whether #cows commoonicate (sorry) in different regional accents. Don't believe us? Well, we refer you to Exhibit A:

Exhibit A.

[cowshapedwoman]

I can't decide

Playing sounds at night to subconsciously train you into being the best submissive and obedient cow. Eventually you beg me to help you grow and lactate on your own.

Slipping you meds to make your tits grow and start lactating. Helping you rub your sore tits and make you think they aren't growing.

Or just go straight in and give you a high dosage and watch you come to terms with your tits swelling before lactating heavily. Listening to you all why I did this to you, while I stand there with the next dose ready for you.

Whhy not all 3?? I mean 2 and 3 are similar but why woulld you hold out on me with anythinng but a high dose??? Moooooouuhhhhhh

Got realllll dizzy reading that. Y’all are so kind sending me asks like this 🥰🥰🥰

[thatqueersteer]

Imagine hating on me SO much trying so damn hard to make me feel shitty about my alterhumanity and I'm just sitting in my room munching away on burritos like like 🐄 MOO }:)

Moodboard made by me Credit is @thatqueersteer spotted brown cow aesthetic

[dombomb64]

(announcer voice)

oh oh OH OHHHH AND HE DOES IT

AND THE COW GOES MOO

*ear-splitting cow sound effect from the announcer’s soundboard*

[babymorte]

well, everyone's listening

and they know the difference

you’re not failing our senses

but you're pushing my limits

[angsthology]

also eid mubarak everyone!! <3 🌟🌟

[ollieflopkins]

our footballers