anyway
im making ALL your favorites chubby
John Price after retirement finally settling down with a pretty bird or pup, coasting nicely from retirement funds. His doll came prepared with a fully written cookbook, ready to spend hours in the kitchen if necessary to make those muscles into a dad bod. John doesn't understand their focus on it, he's just happy to eat whatever food his doll serves him, and mostly trusts them not to poison him.
When he starts developing some noticeable chub, you all but jump for joy and celebrate by baking a cake saying "happy weight gain." He takes a picture and sends it to his mates who clown on him, saying you're fattening him up to eat and soon he won't be able to run away. He says they're jealous muppets and doesn't comment further to you. He wouldn't mind being fattened up by you like that.
In the case he was still in the military too!! Doll would be fighting a constant battle with his deployments. Every time he goes on mission with a pouch of stomach that Johnny so lovingly declares is the "ball" of the "chain." John is considering killing him. Not worth.
When he comes back from deployment, you sob in his arms for an hour, mourning the loss of his pouch and new abs. He.. really doesn't understand it.. Most birds he's been with adore him for his muscles. The way he'd easily be able to headlock them and restrain them, yet you cry when you see him work-out..
Johnny also would OBVIOUSLY get fat btw. Idc what ANYBODY says, he loves good food and he loves his bonnie more. He's your primary taste tester for meals and acts like a garbage disposal for your leftovers (so long as he eats off the same fork you did..)
He gets equally sad when his fat disappears after missions and mourns it with you over still-hot cupcakes. He loves you and wants you to have a pillow to sleep on during your shows (his stomach). He sees his fattened pouch as a form of your love, as well, like he's carrying you everywhere he goes.
