Can you do some Shuumatsu no valkyrie headcanons with either Poseidon or Thor? Thanks!
You're a god/goddess/god--- that's always getting into trouble for going down to the humans all the time and bringing in their customs.
Poseidon doesn't like you.
Poseidon, wearing a Christmas hat:
You: What do you think, gremlin?
Poseidon: I hate both this, and you.
You've been around longer than Heracles, so he asks you to check up on Thebes for him.
And the gods have no idea why you're doing it, but you do the weirdest stuff down there that they find unnecessary. Getting jobs, running through the streets, eating there, going to concerts, waiting in line, and so on.
No one bugs you, though, because they don't want you doing stuff like sharing facts about their lives to the humans below
At one point, with your phone, you text Thor to be a reference because you know the dude is always bored, so he'll probably cooperate
His codename is Xavier Maristone
And afterwards, when you get the job(for he was a very good reference that still had no idea what was going on), you pay him by telling him a story you got from human movies. A raccoon, tree, aliens, and a quill, are fighting a purple potato chip to save the world, and are joined by more aliens and heroes, such as gods.
Needless to say, Thor was very interested, especially in the idea of a human playing him.
Thus, a chain sparked. You two texted on and off, mostly you sharing stories to his bored self, and he would be your reference
Zeus decided to use this so that you would tell Thor what the humans were doing, and he would tap into your text messages and use the information.
No one knows, except Odin, Hermes, and Loki. They think it's a great idea.
Next thing they know, the trio(Thor, Zeus, and you) is down with the humans, snacking on popcorn while watching a 3D movie.
Ares: Why are you watching movies with them?!
Zeus, smiling like a senile old fool: Oh, but aren't the stories just utterly attractive and pleasing?
Ares: YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE (Reader)!
Heracles, popping up: Can I join?!
No one is willing to confront you directly, though. Thor is basically acting like your own personal bodyguard because you're now his best friend.
Thor, to literally everyone else that dares to approach: I'll kill you.
You still go down more than him. He does play along, though, from above.
You, entering a candy store: Hacker voice. I'm in.
Thor, over the phone: Did you just say hacker voice?
Thor, internally: I have no idea if this is love or not.
Buddha, snapping him out of it with his voice: Do you have eyes on the lollipops?
This is literally the most they have ever seen Thor talk, and they don't know if it's good or bad. They're actually scared he'll defect in some way after Loki makes an extravagant theory that Thor is in love.
"Because only a Thor in LOVE would be so chatty!" Is Loki's conclusion
After rumors, Thor is forbidden to be seen with you.
Alright. He'll just be with you over the phone, or just not be caught.
Zeus doesn't rat you out because he is interested in what you do, and Buddha is the same. The two help you out. Buddha is mostly the reason why you went to the candy store that time. And every other day. Aphrodite is interested too, because romance/friendship, with her peers, especially a quiet guy like Thor? Sign her up.
But, you two get found out when Loki learns to tap into texts too.
Thor, breaking rules? Oh NOOO-
This whole thing you got going on is what encouraged Buddha as a last push to be a traitor during Ragnarok.
So, when Ragnarok comes, Buddha helps out the Valkyries. You tell Thor to enjoy his fight with Lu Bu, where you see him enjoy a fight for the first time in a long while.
Other than online fights and competitive games because somewhat equal playing fields.
You, cheering in the humans' section during the fighting: YEAAAAH!!!
Heracles, beside you: FIGHT ON! WIN, HUMANITY!
Ares: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!
(Ares shut up when Thor gave him a glare)
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