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[iswerebyit]

🖤 Nat

Profile

Full Name: Natash Iswere

Aliases: Nat, Natty, Iswere, gNat

Sex: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Physical Age: 23 ᶠⁱˣᵉᵈ

Actual Age: 50+

Species: Human

Attributes: Pact (Familiar)

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 142lbs

Skin Tone: Ivory

Eye Color: Dark blue-gray

Hair Color: Ash brown with black shadow/underside

Overview

Capricious, Impish, Audacious —⠀Personality In Three Words

It could be said that Natash, a.k.a Nat, is an incarnation of chaos, often serving as more of a wildcard sort in any given context. One may consider her a living, breathing meme. While her loyalties may come off as questionable at times, Nat does honestly mean well. Some may see her as the "crazy aunt" or "goblin" friend in a group.

Nat is brazen, adventurous and a shameless flirt towards almost any legally available individual who may make eye contact with her. Despite her capacity to be a "gremlin," she can actually be quite provocative. Though, she can be quite provocative in every sense of the word. She has an air of mischief about her that can lead to some splendid, albeit dangerous outings. Even for those unwilling to participate!

Brief History

It is not hard to imagine Nat was just as rambunctious as a child as she is today! She was raised by a single parent; her biological father, Allen, (affectionately referred to as "Al," by most.) Though Nat was nothing short of trouble, her father was a kind and hard-working man who cared for her unconditionally. Nat's mother, on the other hand, was an absent parent. Her mother, Bretta, was involved in what some may consider the "dark arts," taboo constructs and witchcraft regarded as heresy by the more prominent religious groups of the region.

In Nat's early twenties, her mother was killed, leaving nothing in her name other than a Familiar named Sven. This demon was a long time companion of her mother's, who was willed to take to Nat's side should she ever die. Despite a shared interest and open-minded view of the "dark arts" that her mother had, Nat was initially reluctant to accept Sven as a pact partner. However, in knowing he was all that remained of her mother and curious about the stories he and Bretta shared together, Nat accepted him. Thus, a pact was formed and Nat was immortally bound to Sven, in life and in death from that day forward.

Mingling with the taboo and wilder sides of life didn't stop there either. One evening, Nat happened to cross paths with an unfortunate vampire, Leo, who she helped to get back on his feet and keep safe from the public eye. Being a man of many troubles as well, Leo and Nat (and Sven) inevitably came to form what may be regarded as a somewhat unethical, but rather close relationship over the years. Though they lived more separate lives, they would soon come to take on a rather wild and adventurous future (even for them) as a team.

Extras

Birthday: October 7th ᴱᵃʳᵗʰᵉⁿ ᶜᵃˡᵉⁿᵈᵃʳ

Orientation: Pansexual

Occupation: "Iswere By It" Engineering

Past Occupations: None

Skills: Can design and modify custom gear and is proficient in combat

Hobbies: Traditional art, gaming, partying and generally being a menace

Favorite Colors: Blacks and darker shades of red

Favorite Consumables: Pepperoni pizza, cinnamon rolls and all forms of coffee and chocolate

Fears: Commitment, losing loved ones

Trivia

Nat was created initially as a joke as well as a self-insert character; given this, her full name is a pun. "Natash Iswere" is a play on the phrase "not Ashe, I swear!"

The business Nat works for on the regular is a family owned business, run by the generations on her father's side. Being that most of Nat's creation revolved around being a joke, the name of their shop is also a pun. "Iswere By It"obviously being a play on "I swear by it."

Sven, though largely carnivorous, thoroughly enjoys brownies and has the capacity to devour an entire tray of them! Because of this, Nat often makes brownies and offers them as treats to Sven.

Despite having little to no musical talent whatsoever, Nat is often interpreted as a drummer in musical AUs (alternate universes.)

References

[caelwynn]

What Could Have Been Phase 1

When I started playing Stardew again back in early 2023, I made the executive decision to write from my farmer's perspective as I played. I would play through a day in-game, then pause and pull up notepad and sketch what had happened. It was very much in a blog/journal style from Callie's point of view. This only lasted for a couple of weeks in-game before my writing made a hard shift away from 'blog' type writing to an actual narrative, mostly because I had the idea for how Callie worked to make sure Jas and Vincent won the Egg Hunt.

It's highly unlikely I'll actually post any of those entries, but I'm including this description for completion's sake.