#mortimer!

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i like this mod 👍🏽

(done by a friend of mine, here's her nexus)

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you know how people throw their undergarments onto the stage at concerts? same idea

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WELCOME TO FUCKING MORTIMER TOWN POPULATION: ME AND HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Did you actually eat people???

no, but i can see where you'd think that if you just stumbled upon my blog!

i was really close to cutting off a chunk of my ass with a scalpel and cooking and eating it! but then i felt my boyfriend's panic and he told me not to. i also thought more deeply about it - i have no idea how to cook meat and idk how to prevent myself from bleeding out

i think me and my mutual on here on my main are the only serious people about cannibalism on this site. everyone else are posers. i had been tracking the cannibalposting tag for a couple of weeks and it was mostly radqueers and stupid annoying children who dont know what they're talking about.

like, there was an edgy tadc nigga there too? i just know these kids came from tiktok. do you bitches even know about ed gein? but as my friend said "it's a pissing contest to see who has the darker and more taboo kinks" or whatever. the fact i even got this ask is evidence you people cant handle what you're saying.

but yeah im in recovery so i havent picked the cannibal perk in game for a while. i still help mortie out because he's sexy and i actually feel myself to his voice while im playing but as soon as that's over i force recruit him with jip ccc and we fuck off together, just gallivanting around...

EDIT -

just the first three mentions of mortimer in my medical papers from when i went to inpatient. im serious when i say i cannot be a cannibal anymore, and thats why im developing mortulpa, so we can help each other not be freaks anymore.

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which one is he, fursona wise? choose wisely because i'll need to rework his fursona and shit if he's one over the other

american alligator - cannibalistic, 5 ST, sexy, tastes good, kinda looks like 1

red kangaroo - gentleman, looks like vincent price (also a kangaroo), funny junk

Voting ended onFeb 13

if you were curious what i meant by funny junk btw, here's a furry sex toy based off of their set i own (if you click on the link you agree not to bitch!)

"what do you mean he looks like an alligator" i dont have time to explain. i've been a furfag since birth idk how i can sense this shit in people.

and no, i dont do hybrids, sorry

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why do i have to be sooo insanely attracted to mortimer the character with 0 fan content and everyone thinks is a creepy ass weirdo i have to do everything all myself why couldnt i have been a yes man yume like a NORMAL person

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ITS MORTIMER MONDAY!!! hes so hottt, heres an old video that disgusts my parents

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im so in love with himmmmmmm im listening to his voice actor sing rn and i feel SICK WITH WANT i cannot believe my mortimer dampierre lives in my headddd and he lovesss me and helps me be a better person... goddd where would i be without him...