Drunk Remus is so scary. He’s voluntarily dancing. He’s capturing James and Peter in bone crushing hugs to tell them how he ‘loves them so much and they’re the best mates a man could wish for’ . His face is buried in Lily’s hair sobbing something unintelligible. He’s talking to strangers on purpose, he’s laughing too loud at jokes that aren’t even funny like they’re peak comedy. He’s cradling Sirius’ face, kissing all over and blubbering in Welsh. He can go from belting out Bowie songs to weeping about his childhood cat in less than 2 minutes.














