World's #1 moon glazer

this is my house and I have no shame in what I post amen they/them

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[esoanem]

(via @morkaischosen )

[kushblazer666]

[zinesbycee]

(guy who is actively experiencing many many symptoms) idk i just feel like i should be able to cope with this better and just Get Over It ://

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[base-and-superstructure]

I think the badge system thing on Tumblr is great cos it immediately helps you identify who not to take seriously

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[malibuklaus]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[tatzelwurming]

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

[tatzelwurming]

ok one exception

[armandology]

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[plaguedocboi]

Aheem heem

[graceunknowndood-blog]