#moustache gate

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Guys remember, if the moustache is taken away, regardless of your opinions of it, you have to stay strong and supportive. Whatever you're feeling, it will be a harder time for Kenny.

[scentedshepherd]

Let's talk about the moustache, shall we?

[sweeterthanthis]

This moustache debate is getting heated 🤣

Can we all just agree that Chris Evans could shave himself bald and walk around in a trash bag, and we'd all still fuck him?

[jackwhiteprophetic]

My theory is that the bee thing was very clearly not going to be effective enough S8 promotion so they ironically went with plan B(ee) and let Ryan Guzman's moustache do all the work.

[ifclarityisindeath]

i can’t believe the only reason harry styles is trending is because this bitch decided to show up with a mario moustache

[imaginedilestrade]

WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE JOHN?!

[captamericat]

Do you know what the real problem with the moustache is though?

I know he looks kind of like Bella’s dad in Twilight or maybe Ned Flanders and it’s just all around horrible.

But this is Seb we’re talking about and I have a feeling there is going to be at least one scene in which he looks into the camera, pornstache and all, and does that thing that he always does with his face and I'm gonna have to kinkshame myself and reevaluate all of my life choices

[mearle]

"It's just a lady with a moustache" Paul Henrys dorkish behaviour is always entertaining but now he may have gone too far. Paul reads out readers emails referring to a guest who came on to breakfast who had a moustache. I think this video is classic, definitely worth a watch. TVNZ is now investigating his comments. In my opinion I thought it was pretty harmless but if I was a lady with a moustache I may have been offended. More info on the Paul Henry incident here.

In light of this video I now realise that female moustaches may be a medical condition, which makes it less funny. Nevertheless, I decided to find out more about womens facial hair. Women and moustaches date back centuries. One famous mexican painter named Frida Kahlo expressed her individuality with a moustache and a monobrow (see below), which was seen as unconventional and purposely unflattering by the Western world. This tradition was then followed by other contemporary women in the arts.

   Self Portrait of Freida Kahlo      

 There also seems to be a strong link between mexican women and moustaches. An italian popstar got himself into similar trouble when he made the statement that he wasn't interested in mexican women because they all have moustaches . Following this the media announced that both moustached women and non-moustached women would not be buying his records because of his insults.

For those who are worried about the hair above their top lip, heres 8 tips for removal even though I think you should embrace it, we're all human after all.

A female tennis player embraces her hair on court