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The Top 13-ish Cutest Doctor Who Creatures as Voted by You

Before beginning this endeavour, I had to ask myself- what is cuteness? The meaning of cuteness is difficult to pin down. Merriam-Webster defines cuteness as “attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way.” But what about a kind of cuteness that isn’t any of those things? Take one look at Tumblr and it becomes clear that ugly things can have a cuteness about them. Where some see hideous monsters, others see “Just a little guy.” Is Mr Sweet from “The Crimson Horror,” cute to someone out there? Are the Slitheen’s baby faces cute? My rubric for choosing candidates was fairly loose, but even still, I wanted things fair, so I left an option for people to write in candidates. However, I did leave out anything that could be mistaken for human. So no Space Babies, no Amelia Ponds, no Ncuti Gatwas. Mr Sweet’s people did not show up before polling ended.

Voting didn’t just occur here on Tumblr as I also posted the poll to my Facebook. This did very little to change the numbers, but if any of you are wondering why the numbers aren’t exact, this is why. I almost regret this decision as it forced me to do maths, and much like our candidates below, am bebe. I did maths for you, never forget that. As you’ll see by the numbers, this poll was practically useless. While a higher number of you voted than I expected, the results were fairly skewed toward the top three winners. So much so that several of the candidates are tied for 8th place with only one vote. I leave it to those people to form a coalition of cuteness in their own time.

You may be asking yourself “Is this really important right now?” And I get it. This article has taken me a lot longer to write than expected because, well, I’ve been depressed. The world is anything but cute these days, but this is exactly why we need to celebrate the softer side of life. Whimsy is in such short supply lately that it feels deliberate. Humour and gentleness are strengths and worthy of celebration, and I’ll be damned if I allow politics to poo poo my party. Should I write this in an uwu voice? No, that’s too much. But if you feel the need to read it in one, by all means, do so.

Honourable Mentions- The Clangers - 1 vote (0.93%)

Of the four write-in candidates, two of them weren’t technically “creatures,” per se. Because of this, I opted not to include them as actual candidates, but rather as honourable mentions. While the Clangers are definitely “creatures,” they are still works of fiction within the Whoniverse. But you’ll excuse the reader who suggested them as even the Master was confused by their appearance. The concept of the Master not understanding children’s programming was continued in “The Sound of Drums,” when he mistook the Teletubbies as living creatures. Ironically, this concept lends an unexpected air of cuteness to the Master, especially in the case of Delgado. The guy has the look of a cartoon devil, and yet, watching him whistle curiously to the puppets on screen is, in its own way, cute.

Should you want to experience the Clangers in their cute glory, they make their Doctor Who appearance in “The Sea Devils.” Furthermore, episodes of Clangers can be found on BBC’s iPlayer. Mr Huffle - 1 vote (0.93%)

This one, I struggled with. While Mr Huffle is an inanimate object, his inclusion into the story “The Return of Doctor Mysterio,” hinged on the idea that the Doctor could not prevent himself from anthropomorphising the little guy. But the fact remains that the scene requires that we, the audience, understand that Mr Huffle is still just a toy. Because of that, he’ll only receive an honourable mention here.

Mr Huffle is an idea that could really only exist in the daftest of daft Christmas specials. Seeing as the Christmas special in question is one about a child who swallows a magical 12-sided die and becomes a superhero, the daftness quotient has been reached. I can’t imagine Mr Huffle working in an episode like “Father’s Day,” but here, it’s a bit of Christmas charm that is oddly not the weirdest thing about the story. It is Mr Huffle’s innocence and cuteness that makes Lucy’s torture of him so unbearable to the Doctor. And because of that, he earns his place as an honourable mention.

13. Fifi the Stigorax - 0 Votes (0%)

In the words of Community's Dean Pelton- “It’s good to know there’s a floor on this thing.” Coming in last place with zero votes is Fifi from “The Happiness Patrol.” When making my list of cute creatures I went from story to story trying to remember anything you could consider even remotely cute. As it turns out, Fifi is one of those creatures with a face only a mother could love. I thought that maybe his resemblance to a dog would garner a vote or two, but I was wrong. Perhaps I should have gone with a different dog, such as K9, instead. But hey, so could our write-in voters, and none of them mentioned our favourite tin dog either. As Christina Aguilera proved, being cute doesn’t matter if you’re mean. Perhaps if Fifi had also written something like “Beautiful,” he might have gotten a vote or two. Sorry Fifs.

8. "Junior" the Baby Sea Devil - 1 vote (0.93%)

Before I even started compiling my list of cutie pies, this little muffin was already on my list. Which is why I am surprised it only got a single vote. Perhaps if it had made more of an appearance in Doctor Who than a webisode made to advertise a blu-ray set, it would have received more votes. Looking like a cross between Baby Yoda and my pet tortoise, the Baby Sea Devil is a triumph of cuteness. This freshly hatched baby opens its wide black eyes with a sense of wonder as Jo Jones imprints on its mind as the first face this face saw.

The fact that Mike Tucker designed the baby Sea Devil puppet for such a small production is rather impressive. I can’t imagine the budget was very high, and yet I could see Junior working within the show proper. As the Jim Henson Creature Workshop would say, Junior is camera-ready. Maybe it’s the tortoise mum in me talking, but I want one. If you want to experience the Baby Sea Devil in all of its adorable glory, you can watch “Defenders of the Earth,” on YouTube.

8. Goblins - 1 vote (0.93%)

Unlike Junior, I’m not surprised by the lack of votes received for these little stinkers. These guys are the textbook example of the "eye of the beholder,” type of cuteness. Bordering on childlike and buglike, their diminutive stature does a lot of the heavy lifting here. However, there is something undeniably cute about them. Perhaps its their mischievous nature that lends a wily rascalliness to them. They evoke the same vibe as the Gremlins with their pointy ears and their penchant for murderous mayhem. They even show up on Christmas! There’s something infectious about the sheer glee they take in kidnapping babies to feed to their gluttonous goblin king. So bring up the lights and sing along with Janice Goblin because otherwise, you may be next on the menu!

8. Mykra - 1 vote (0.93%)

Another write-in candidate, the Mykra stands out as yet another cutie relating back to the Sea Devils. Their inclusion on this is perhaps part of why they have been remembered by much of the fandom as one of the worst monsters of classic Doctor Who. The Mykra is supposed to be fearsome, and yet, here it is on a list of the cutest creatures in Doctor Who. And I’m not even questioning why. I get it. Look at that adorable idiot. As cuteness goes, it’s cute in the way a lizard can be cute. It's giving Kermit with realistic textures. There’s also a bit of derpiness that adds to the charm as well. It lumbers on multiple legs like Mr. Snuffleupagus, and is anything but scary. Even Peter Davison found it embarrassing to act beside. There’s a sort of sweet charm to a lot of classic Doctor Who that a lot of us classic fans appreciate. Sure, it fails at being a horrific monster, but it succeeds at trying its best. “Grrr! I’m a big monster,” it says. Sure you are, buddy. Sure you are.

8. Scorchies - 1 vote (0.93%)

The Scorchies were added in for a number of reasons. Firstly, I wanted add something from the audios. Secondly, if it hasn’t become abundantly clear, I love puppets. And thirdly, they’re beautifully designed. Of all of the audio based creatures from Doctor Who we’ve had, I want a Scorchies episode the most. Maybe now that “Star Trek: Strange New Worlds,” is doing a puppet episode, we might finally get our first Doctor Who episode with felt furies. Once again, Jo is wrapped up with some of Doctor Who’s cutest creatures, and I love that I’m not alone in loving them.

The Scorchies aren’t actual living puppets but rather disembodied consciousnesses that inhabit puppet bodies. That doesn’t mean that they don’t act like puppets. Voiced in a manner that only Katy Manning can provide, the Scorchies speak and sing like they straight off the set of Rainbow or Lamb Chop’s Play-Along. Like the Baby Sea Devil, their design is an impressive feat on the behalf of Big Finish. Not only are they cute, but each puppet has their own unique design. We never see the Scorchies on screen, and yet so much care was put into their creation that I am delighted to include them on this list. The BBC should totally make a thing.

8. Quarks - 1 vote (0.93%)

The Quarks were a write-in which I almost included on the poll but decided against. I didn’t know if, like K9, you could consider them “creatures.” In hindsight, I should have included droids. You live and learn. Part of my reasoning for considering including the Quarks is similar to the Mykra. There’s a scrappy charm to their design that only classic Doctor Who can deliver. Their unwieldy rectangular bodies and awkward arms betray their menacing nature. Even when they’re doing the bidding of their cruel owners, the Dominators, it’s hard not to say “Aww.” Their circular heads with spikes jutting out in multiple directions give them as much menace as they do Lisa Simpson. Like the Chumblies, their design is so quaint that it’s hard to look at them and have any reaction other than admiration. If they ever bring the Quarks back for modern Doctor Who, I imagine a big conversation will be had as to how cute to make them. Because, sure, they are deadly, but part of their appeal is that they’re so very cute. You lose that and you lose part of what makes them great.

6. Alpha Centauri - 2 votes (1.87%)

Alpha Centauri is an interesting addition to this list as their cuteness is part of what makes them slightly menacing. In “The Curse of Peladon,” we’re given a sort of “Doctor Whodunit” murder mystery where any of the characters could be the killer. Voiced by Ysanne Churchman, Alpha is meant to sound cute and innocent. But their look is slightly off-putting. One of the hallmarks of cuteness is big eyes, but in Alpha’s case, they have only one, which is surrounded by protruding veins. They’re like the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, but they have a phallic appearance that is undeniable. The one-eyed monster aspect to Alpha Centauri only adds to their ambiguity. Is the killer this adorable yet slightly grotesque bug? Or are they the Ice Warriors, known for their aggression in the past? Or is it the gross guy squirting green shit everywhere? Luckily for us, Alpha Centauri has a heart of gold, or however many hearts their species has. Alpha made one other appearance in classic Doctor Who but bowed out until 2017 when they made a brief appearance in “Empress of Mars.” The less said about their appearance in the Black and White Minstrel Show, the better.

6. Pting - 2 votes (1.87%)

Ah, the Pting. Before it’s debut episode “The Tsuranga Conundrum,” aired, there was a big hullabaloo about Tim Price naming the Pting like it was some great moment in the writers' room. Which is weird because as names go, it’s nothing special. But I guess when you consider it’s the same writers’ room that thought Ranskoor Av Kolos was a good name, it makes more sense. The Pting is undeniably cute, and like many of the other entries on this list, also slightly grotesque. It’s body is like Krumm from “Aaahh!!! Real Monsters,” with the personality and appetite of Nibbler from Futurama. Throw in Gremlins, but in the more RAF sense of the word, and you get the Pting. As Doctor Who baddies go, its hardly a baddie in the usual sense. More of a dangerous nusance than anything. It’s just very very hungry, and for some reason, poisonous to the touch. I fed reindeer in the Cairngorms this past weekend, and it was quite a similar sensation. Very hungry, a little bit pointy, and you’re not supposed to touch them. However, the zenlike look on the Pting’s face as it swallows a bomb is exactly the cuteness that landed it on this list in the first place. Just a hungry lil guy. Same, Pting. Same.

5. The Meep - 4 votes (3.74%)

The Meep, or Beep the Meep, as they're referred to in the comics' whole gimmick is cuteness belying a deeply sinister nature. On the checklist of cute, they’ve got top marks. Big eyes? Check. Soft and fuzzy? Check. Big kitty cat ears? Check. Smol in stature? Check. They even hide in Rose’s bedroom like E.T. among her plushies and art projects. But underneath that adorable exterior beats a blackened heart. Driven mad by the psychic sun of their home planet, the Meep is a hardened killer and genocidal dictator. Never has harbouring a war criminal looked so cute nor needed such a big lint roller. They even look cute when their face changes to mean. And it's not like you can reason with them. Pulling the thorn out of this lion’s paw does nothing to quell the inner beast. The Meep is a villain through in through. But would I love to own a plushie of one? Absolutely. So soft. So cute. So evil.

4. The Original Cybermats - 6 votes (5.61%)

When I made this list, I specified “the original Cybermats,” specifically because I meant the ones with the googly eyes. Once again, like other classic Doctor Who creatures, their cuteness is unintended. Or perhaps, maybe less so on this occasion. There is a reality I can imagine where the creators of these creatures wanted to soften their scariness a bit for the sake of the children in the audience. “The Tomb of the Cybermen,” is already a pretty dark story with lumbering metal men emerging from icy tombs to wreak havoc. As Cybermats go, these are some of the smallest in the show’s history, fitting within the palm of your hand. Compare them to the snakelike Cybermats that crawled up Sarah Jane’s arm and you can see they are very different. If you ignore the implication that Cybermats are cyber-converted babies, you might pass these little guys off as cute. They resemble arthropods, antennae and all. You could imagine them scuttling on the sea bed in another life. However, knowing their true nature, I don’t think I’d want to see one scuttling up my leg any time soon.

3. Lux aka Mr Ring-A-Ding - 19 votes (17.76%)

Now we’re getting into the heavy-hitters. I was not at all surprised by the popularity of Mr Ring-a-Ding in the slightest. Fans seem to have really embraced Mr Ring-a-Ding in a way seldom seen. The fan art shows not just an interest in the character, but a desire to partake in his reality alongside him. People are creating their own O.C.s within the Ring-a-Dingiverse. As a former kid whose dad once said “Why don’t you draw the next one without Sonic the Hedgehog eyes?” I get it. Like most cartoon characters, Mr Ring-a-Ding is designed with cuteness in mind. It’s not until reality starts creeping in and turning him three dimensional does he start to look slightly off-putting.

Mr Ring-a-Ding doesn’t just look cute, he acts cute as well. He sings, he dances, he capers. His little legs can barely carry him. The Lux aspect of his personality is where his menace is derived. There’s a Godlike lust for power and adoration in the cartoon heart of Lux. And yet, as he grows to a Biblical size that cracks open the roof of the Palazzo Movie Theatre, the light of the sun and the cosmos fills him with brilliant joy. We watch as Lux peacefully expands into everything and nothing all at once. It’s a surprisingly peaceful end to what could have been a very dangerous situation.

2. Adipose - 30 votes (28.04%)

While reading this article, you may have wondered if I voted in the poll, and yes, I did. The Adipose got my vote. Not only do I find them adorable, I even have one tattooed on my arm. The BBC must have known they were onto something with these because they made a plushie, a stress ball, and little Adipose action figures for their Character Options range. I own all three. As it turns out, the fat just walks right into your heart. But in a cute way, not a heart disease way.

So what is it about the Adipose that 29 other people and myself love so much? Well, for starters, they’re just sweet little babies, which never hurts. While their origins are of a deadly nature, they themselves are not evil. There’s also something about their fat little bellies and stubby limbs that screams “cuddle me!” Though one must wonder if giving an Adipose a cuddle would leave an oily residue on you. There’s also their little snaggle tooth that gives them just that extra kick of cuteness. Do teeth in a fat based creature make sense? Not really. Do I care? Not at all. Perhaps one of the funniest things about the Adipose is how I can imagine them working as a mutually beneficial weight loss program. I get to add more of these little cuties to the world while fitting better into my clothes? Yes please. Perhaps it was Adipose Industries’ secrecy that was their real mistake.

1. Dugga Doo - 37 votes (34.58%)

Unlike the Adipose, seemingly no one at the BBC predicted the popularity of Dugga-Doo. Which is funny because it’s so clearly internet coded. Not since Nyan Cat has something delivered such a viral mixture of sound and visuals. And like Nyan Cat, the 10-hour cut was inevitable. Neither Russell T Davies or the Beeb seemed to realise the marketing potential they had on their hands. Ncuti Gatwa’s reaction to the song on Doctor Who Unleashed should have been their indicator. One of the coolest, most stylish guys on the planet is grooving to your song? You might have a hit on your hands.

It’s funny that Dugga-Doo comes from such a divisive episode. That’s how popular this little creature is. And now, as we’ve seen in this post, the people have spoken. Dugga-Doo is the people’s choice for the cutest Doctor Who creature in the history of the show. Ok, maybe this blog is a small sliver of the fandom, but those numbers don’t lie! And who can blame them, just look at that little bean. Looking like a cross between a platypus and Woody Woodpecker, Dugga-Doo sang their way into our hearts. What does Dugga-Doo mean? Is it the name of the species? Is it the name of the singer? Is Dugga-Doo a universal word that means many things depending on context? For all we know, “Dugga-Doo,” is a deeply personal song about political turmoil on their planet. Whatever Dugga-Doo is or stands for is up to interpretation, which only adds to the mystique. I want Dugga-Doo to appear in a comic as a companion à la Frobisher. I want a plushie. I want the toy. But don’t go overboard, Russell. Not everything needs a sequel.

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This special was so much fun.

[queerestqueertoeverqueer]

if I was chris chibnall this is how The Beach™ would have gone:

"my Nani says, courage is knowing something will hurt, and doing it anyway. Mind you, she also says it's the definition of stupidity"

"... can we just live in th-"

SQUEEEEEEEE

"MR HUFFLE FEELS PAIN. (eeeeeeeeeeeeee) TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WANT, DOCTOR."

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Watching The Return of Doctor Mysterio for the first time

Ayyyy long title.

-SERIES 10!!! SERIES 10 IS HERE!!!!!!!

-SDALDFHGALSDHFGAS,LDHFASLDFGASLDFHASLDJFGASLDHFALS

-LASGFLERN283WQUR’QSEI;RWQER;WIERXIUI;I::weif:weif:eifE;IQUGWIF

-*cough* okay... Let’s watch this

-(I just realized the episode I’m watching is flipped horizontally because of copyrights or something, so the screenshots are gonna be flipped too because I’m too lazy to edit them)

-Ah, this takes place in the U.S.

-WUT

-What’s swinging outside his window

-DOCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

-Well this is a dangerous situation for him, I doubt that even Timelords can regenerate if they fell from the sixtieth floor, there would be no piece of body big enough to regenerate from

-Pardon me if I’m wrong on that though, I’m not the best at Doctor Who science

-His voice what happened to his voice

-WELL OF COURSE CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN DOCTOR PLEASE KEEP UP WITH AT LEAST SOME OF THE MEDIA

-Well this is a weird start to an episode

-”Vomiting, hair loss and death, fat lot of use.”

-What is that those

-”How did you even get a glass of water in your pocket?”  “Skills.”

-I’m calling it, his pockets are bigger on the inside.

-All this fucking Christmas shit again

-Annnd I’m dead

-But seriously, I grew up in an un-religious household in Asia and Christmas was just this little holiday with trees and presents and--

-GEMSTONES THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT GEMSTONEs I should shut up

- --Anyway it was this little holiday with trees and presents and department store sales--

- -- HOLY SHIT DID HE EAT IT

-"What are you, 36?”  “Eight.”

- --AHEM anyway yeah, that little holiday, and--

-HE’S FLOATING??!?! WHO THIS? WHAT?

- -- UGHHH anyway, yeah. I grew up with that and then there’s this Western Christmas culture where it’s such a big thing and it’s, just, really, strange.  Initially that little rant was gonna be a bit longer and better articulated, but interesting things kept happening in the show.

-”YOU’RE A SUPERHEROOOOOOO”

-IS THAT NARDOLE

-Okay what is happening and what is wrong with these people

-BRAINS WTF

-Why do science fiction lights always turn on so loudly

-”Donated to the facility by our benefactors”  “DONATED”  yeah.  Looks like he murdered those benefactors after all.

-What’s the Doctor even eating

10/10 face

-What’s with the guy coughing blue milk

-WHAT

-For some reason I am inclined to pet this brain creature (pf which, by the way, I failed to upload a screenshot because everything else would be uploaded except that image, even with the quality lowered), but because there are many hideous monsters in Doctor Who that are not to be judged by their appearance, I’ll keep a neutral opinion on this guy until further progress in the plot is made to prove either its hostility or its friendliness.

-Yep, I’m not petting you, brain dude. You’re not friendly. You get no pet.

-”I had a change of mind”  WAS THE JOKE REALLY NECESSARY

-And were those surgeons just standing there doing nothing 24/7 until someone came in

-WELL THIS IS TERRIFYING ALRIGHT

-Who’s the writer again... *takes a look* Yep, Steven Moffat.

-”No one will believe that, this is America.”

-”Special Agent Dam Dangerous Schgsfilurfylas”  My English hearing’s not the best, okay

-Dude’s hand is shaking, that yells terrible aim

-”o on, tell them you shot us in the back for self-defense.”

-Heyoooo, it’s the boy with the glasses, except he’s not wearing glasses anymore and I’m NOT talking about Harry Potter.

-God damn I wish someone would turn down that guy’s accent, it’s like he has a swollen tongue and is trying to decide whether to spit out or chew a hot piece of bacon

-Where did Nardole even come from

-Heyooo

-WHY DID THAT KID GROW UP TO SOUND LIKE EVERY PARODY OF BATMAN’S VOICE EVER

-Flashback?

-So is he gonna sh-t out the gemstone or

-nevermind what I just said

-HE GREW UP WITH A THESAURUS AS WELL APPARENTLY

Pffft

-what’s with the wind noises

The Doctor with a baby is the best thing ever, it doesn’t even matter which reincarnation he’s in

-BUT WHAT’S WITH THE WIND NOISES

-Nardole with that elephant lol

-Wait... Isn’t that the reporter girl?

-WHAT IS WITH THE FRICKING WIND

-ACTUALLY I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS WIND SOUND SPANS ACROSS THE ENTIRETY OF THE EPISODE, IT’S NOT THE EPISODE ITSELF IT’S THE GUY WHO UPLOADED IT

-OR SOMETHING

-GOD I WAS FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS STUPID THING

-IT HURTS MY EARS

-I’M WEARING HEADPHONES AND THIS WIND NOISE IS TORTURE

-X-ray vision would actually be great because everyone would be spooky scary skeles

A HA HA HA HA HA

-Did the Doctor just drink alcohol from that bottle

-Yep, he’s getting wasted

-*unholy squealawking* ”This is Mr Huffle. Mr Huffle feels pain. Meet me in the kitchen.”  what the fuck was that

-I DON’T LIKE THIS WOMAN NOR THAT LITTLE RUBBER DOLL

-I DON’T LIKE YOU AT ALL

-I HOPE YOUR LITTLE MR HUFFLE DRAGS YOU DOWN INTO HIS SPECIAL HELL WITH YOU

-You can just see how those soulless eyes of his are begging for the sweet release of death

Wake me up (wake me up inside) Can’t wake up (wake me up inside) save me

-He is screaming, free me, free me, free me from this pain

-look here lady you are clearly very clever and all but you better close your bedroom doors securely at night and make sure that lil guy is outside or you might never wake up one day

-Change of subject: I thought this guy would be the one called Dr Mysterio but instead it turns out he’s called the Ghost. Not this Ghost either.

(Image from Star Wars Rebels)

-The deathly stare of Mr Huffle is refusing to leave my mind, help, what do I do, I have been cursed

RUN DOCTOR RUN, HE BLAMES YOU AS WELL AS HER

DOCTOR: THE HORROR GAME Do not let him look into your eyes!

-IT’S THOSE OPEN BRAIN MEN FROM HUSBANDS OF RIVER SONG, THEY’RE BACK AT IT WTF

-”Good to keep an open mind, ha!”

“I am totally against bantering.”-

-Ah, back when his floof was still flat, calm and level one.

-Woohoo speech

-WAIT WHAT THE TARDIS SHOWS UP AT WHISTLES TOO

-Oh, so that’s why that guy’s wearing jewels in the trailer, I tought he was always like that.

-And apparently the Doctor got him out of the robot king to keep him as a companion.

-”I’m not avoiding anything, I’m just trying to save a planet.”  “Which is what you always do when the conversation turns serious.”

-”Hello Doctor nice suit”  “Hi”  “Good morning”  “Whatever”  “So uh.. what happened to Clara”  “WHOOPS GOTTA GO SAVE A PLANET BYE”

-Bet that guy wanted to rip his shirt open to reveal the supersuit inside for years

-Why are they suddenly in Japan

-”I flooded downstairs with Pokemon.”  1. I laughed at that bit in the trailer, but it’s somehow even funnier considering they’re in Japan.  2. BBC doesn’t even care about copyrights anymore. In fact, they haven’t careed for quite a while.  3. favorite scene in the episode so far.

-FUCKING TEA

-WELL IF THIS ISN’T BRITAIN

-Oh yeah, brilliant plan, have the creepy stare-y surgeons march along down the street in a line, no one will ever notice

-An ambulance? Okay, less stupid plan

-Random question: Why are those guys’ heads split diagonally and not vertically or horizontally? It gets on my nerves. Besides, what if one of them is left handed?

-That mask reveal took a turn, and uh  but uh  “Grant, the man I took for granted”  SHE’S MAKING PUNS EVEN WHILE GRIEVING

-That’s awkward

-”What do the rich old men always do when the fighting starts? They’ll find the safest place to hide themselves away and send all the young people to die.”  I feel bad that this is too true to be taken lightly.

-”Oh, there’s the smile, I don’t like the smile!”

-”You’re completely out of your mind!”  “How is that news to anyone?”  I love the dialogue in this episode

-WOOHOO

-”He’s actually left handed”  So I was right, crackheads can’t be left handed?

-GRANT, THE BOMB

-Welp

giving up on life like

The Doctor’s having none of your shit

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-WHOA BITCH THAT HEAD IS BLANK

-”Put in a call to Osgood.” Nice reference.

-WHOOPS THAT SOLDIER

-”I’ve been away for a while but I’m back”  Also nice reference to the previous episode (that I CRIED ABOUT)

-DAMMIT STOP TORMENTING MR HUFFLE IF YOU WISH TO AVOID A PAINFUL DEATH

-OH GOD NO

SHE’S PASSING THE CURSE TO THE DOCTOR

-HE MUST BE SAVED

-REBLOG TO PASS THE CURSE TO SOMEONE ELSE OR WHATEVER

-#SAVETHEDOCTOR2017

-OH DEAR GOD THE CURSE IS WITH HIM, NONONONONO DOCTOR DON’T TAKE IT WITH YOU SHE’S TRYING TO DEFLECT ITS RAGE TOWARDS YOU

The... shirt... That’s a first.

-Oh jeebuz crisxenz now Mr Huffle is in the Tardis and he will bring bad luck to us all and he will be the reason we will be crying in any future episode ever and he will cause Twelve’s regeneration mark my words

-Dear Lord protect us

-Oh wait Moffat’s not gonna protect us is he

-We’re screwed

[solar-melodies]

things i want: - the doctor to use mr huffle on missy - missy to use mr huffle on the doctor

[doctorwholegacygame]

Store: “The Return of Doctor Mysterio Pack”: Mr.Huffle

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A fun diversion with Mr. Huffle

Mr Huffle feels pain. He’s also currently the desktop wallpaper on my work computer (as I give Peter and Jenna a little rest).

During slow times today I’ve had great fun in answering the question, “What the hell is that?”

“Why, it’s Mr. Huffle. And Mr. Huffle feels pain.”

And that is why, my friends, I shall be dining alone tonight.

Again.