Mr. Blobby my Blobboved

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Mr. Blobby my Blobboved
(Warning for a screaming/screeching voice from Mr. Blobby)
So, there's a Taskmaster task from a couple of seasons back where they have to guess who is behind them, and it was Mr. Blobby, and everyone was DELIGHTED, and I went, THE FUCK IS THAT THING.
And then I saw this last week and discovered how Mr. Blobby moves, which is hilarious, but also WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE.
And, yes, England, I know he was not intended to be a children's character, but also WHAT THE FUCK.
No one is better at either scarring their children or making them weird as fuck like the English. Imagine some English person comes up to you and is like, "LET ME SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE CHILDREN'S THING FROM MY CHILDHOOD" and it's THIS.
Amazing. 11/10. No notes. Mr. Blobby looks like my teenage acne come to life and sounds like seven crows fighting over the side mirror of a Honda Accord. Legend.
Judge Dredd finally corners Mr. Blobby.
How successful would Mr. Blobby…
…be if they decided to become a pro-wrestler?
Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills
Yes on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills
No on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills
No on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills
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In case anyone was wondering, yes the real Mr. Blobby also sounds like that.