#mr. chekov

[star-trek-shallot]

Chekov: What would happen if I put a whole bag of flour in the dishwasher?

Chekov: Would it turn into a big pile of dough that gummed up everything, thereby ruining the dishwasher? Or would the dishwasher be able to handle it?

Chekov: I've looked a bunch online and I can't find any examples of someone doing this.

Kirk:

Chekov:

Kirk: The Mythbusters retired too early.

[the-spot-archives]

Chekov: I made a spider that screams.

Sulu: You’ve made *two* spiders that scream.

[star-trek-shallot]

The Alien that's Taken Over the Bridge: I believe the words you're looking for are "I surrender."

Kirk: The words I'm looking for I can't say because Chekov is here.

[star-trek-shallot]

Star Trek TOS as Tweets Part Three

[star-trek-shallot]

Chekov: Help, I'm drowning!

Spock: Calm down, it's only six feet of water.

Chekov: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL!

[star-trek-shallot]

Chekov: We are all legal adults and the replicators are still giving us dino-shaped chicken nuggets.

Chekov: I mean, come on, we are grown-ass adults now.

Kirk in the distance, playing with his nuggets: RAWR RAWR

[star-trek-shallot]

Spock: Learn how to be the bigger person.

Chekov: I'm 5'6"! I'm never the bigger person!

[star-trek-shallot]

Chekov: How does one turn their emotions off?

Spock: Well, first go to settings...

Chekov:

Spock:

Spock: I'm an idiot, I thought you said emojis.

Chekov: No no, I'm still willing to try this. I'm at settings, what do I do next?