ROUND 1 - MR. FIRES vs ZACHARIE
Will Mr. Fires be able to sell Zacharie industry, products in general, ANd milk in exchange for money, eternal servitude, its special interest, London, love, autism(?!), ANd stopping the giant space crab from covering the city of London in soul-eating fluids in order to buy Paris?
OR will Zacharie be able to sell Mr. Fires useful things in exchange for mere money?
WHO IS THE BETTER SALESMAN???
MR. FIRES (Fallen London)
ZACHARIE (OFF)
Voting ended onJun 24, 2025
"Really hot, the most capitalist of the neuro-divergent alien space bat capitalism species, hunts socialists for sport, has a squeaky voice, good at caring for children, has unresolved sexual tension witht he player character in certain routes, the only way to stop them from interfering with a union which didn't even work for them was making the union leader be ereased from their memories with black magic. Does kinky unethical experiments in a labyrinth involving love potions(space crab-insect-milk) and genetic modification."
"The game's developers are active on tumblr. Also, for the person running the blog,if people suggest other 'Mr'-seses, from Fallen london, don't accept them, as Fires is the only real salesman out of them, and also the only one of two who ever tries to directly sell the player something." (HOST NOTE: oopsiedaisy, my bad to this person in particular)
"Attractive. Also, autistic and megacapitalsim."
"Zacharie is the official merchant of Off - the only one, in fact. However, his business is not one of the most flourishing ones: only heroes are willing to buy artifacts from mysterious strangers. No one really knows where all the items he offers are coming from, nor how he even got hold of them, but as a video game player, you probably couldn't care less about it, could you?"
"ah ah ah. Bis vincit, que se vincet in Victoria"