#mr. five

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Okay but Mr. 5 could GET IT *swoons* and now shares custody of my heart along with the Beetles family

Aww thanks! There's only one problem...

Madame doesn't share her stuff with anyone, and no one is allowed to touch what's hers.

[2worlds-colliding]

[feed-davis-and-steve]

That moment that every actor dreams of. When they finally get to bellow an anguished “Noooooo!!!!” at the universe.

(Dropping to knees and raising fists to sky optional.)

Gif @i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky (X)

[alf-ii]

[potatogirl309]

Opinion

Even when Five wasn’t a 58 year old man stuck in a child’s body he was a 58 year old man stuck in a child’s body.

[bastard-number-five]

Semi-Automatic Supersonic Sucker Punch

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

Relationship: Number Five | The Boy & Mr. Pennycrumb

Characters: Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Mr. Pennycrumb, Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, The Commission - Character

Additional Tags:, Number Five | The Boy-centric, Number Five loves Mr. Pennycrumb, Mr. Pennycrumb loves Number Five, Let Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) Say Fuck, Violence, Blood and Gore, Murder, Death, Disassociation, Guns, Mental Health Issues, Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug, no beta we die like men, Just a boy and his dog, Sickfic, Vomiting, Kinda Dark

Summary:

Five is The Commission's greatest killer, he can take out a few low level assassins no problem.

Even when he’s sick, even if he’s outnumbered, even when he has something to protect

Or

In which, Five would slaughter an entire army for his dog, and has a special kind of breakdown.

[allaroundjejje]

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

NIGEL 👏 IS 👏 SLAYING 👏 THAT 👏 DRAG 👏 QUEEN 👏 LOOK 👏

Madame rarely talks, usually Mr. Five does that for her. He always knows what she’s thinking.

Also yes, that’s Abby as a Drag King.