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”To be flirtatious, I threw dirt on him” this used to be a random blog, now it’s kinda an umbrella academy fan account with random posts mixed in. follow or whatever. caroline / she/her / call me dad

[tooies]

mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

[qillermeme]

[funnytwittertweets]

[pfaugh]

Src

[radiofreederry]

Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find

[garlic-but-gay]

[funnytwittertweets]

[lowpolyanimals]

Rat from RuneScape (March 2004 – 26 September 2005)

[april132009]

twitter sucks because you can post something as small as this and suddenly thisll be on your profile

[lesbianshepard]

happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door. 

[gemsandjunk]

Alex’s video has made me realize how strong disney cartoon animators are. If I had to deal with someone emailing me shit like “please please please cut this line of a character saying jeez it has religious undertones 🥺” on a daily basis I would tell them to go to hell to their face

[iamnotlanuk]

you could have just said cow but no you said cowboy and sexualized it

[wellreadredhead]

children's authors are better than everyone actually

[squareallworthy]

In the early twenties, the ancient religion of the Tumblrites saw two new and important additions to the pantheon. First, Blorbo, the god of good content, universally one of the most beloved deities across all of Tumblr. But following quickly after him came Blorbo's evil brother, the god of bad content: Morbo, who

[doggirlhen]

i like how the morbius thing is simultaneously not watching it and also making it as accessable as possible. do not watch this movie but here it is in a gif on tumblr and here it is as an emoji on discord and here it is on an anime girls boobs and here it is as an embed and here it is as a

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

[catboyinchief]

[i-need-an-egress]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

[percethecurse]

It’s what

[caecilius-est-pater]

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

[ok-boomer]

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

[frostbittenbucky]

send a Snapchat to the wrong person while being fucking WEIRD and now I want to dig my grave