#mrs tea

[thatsonesonicperson]

HEEEYEYYYYYY got some doodless for ya!

[timetravellersguide]

Timeline Contamination Warning:

Attention all Time Agents! The purported ‘Mrs Tea’ tea maker formerly sold by Mr Coffee is NOT from our timeline! If you see one, DESTROY IT ON SIGHT!

We believe this tea-making abomination originated in a timeline where the USA lost the Revolutionary War. In that timeline, coffee bean imports were taxed to death, both to bolster British tea sales and to squash patriotic fervor. The coffee industry never recovered.

It appears that a working Mrs Tea unit from that unholy timeline was planted in a Health-O-Meter development laboratory by nefarious time criminals.

Well-intentioned Mr Coffee employees reproduced the design and sold THOUSANDS of copies, contaminating our timeline all throughout the mid 1990’s!

Thankfully, by 1998 the Time Agency had halted production and purged as many units as possible, but we have reason to believe that additional units are still lurking in pantries and cabinets across the US. The investigation is ongoing.

Anyone who might have information related to this case should contact Agent X immediately.

REMEMBER! If you see a Mrs Tea unit, destroy it IMMEDIATELY. Timeline hygiene is everyone’s responsibility.

V/r,

Agent Kay

The tragic story of Mrs. Tea, Mr. Coffee’s brand companion

Learn about the discontinued female companion to Mr. Coffee. Her name was Mrs. Tea.

[chubbylittlelolita]

So we all know our friendly household Mr.Coffee, apparently he is married. Meet Mrs.Tea. She is beautiful. Works just like a coffee maker, uses coffee filters too, and has a strength meter.