#ms. pat

[dickymoser]

[therichantsim]

Ms. Pat has been really enjoying this newfound love her and Octavus have for one another. She never thought it would be anything more than a fling. Often times she found herself a little nervous when she’d look across the way and see another lady visiting, but it never happened.  As the seasons rolled by they would go on long walks and sit in the park watching nature together. He bought her flowers and nice gifts, like silk scarves and jewelry. Octavus even got all dapper one night and took her out on the town to a fancy french restaurant. Most days they’d just enjoy a nice evening at home on the porch with dessert after watching her favorite TV show. Ms. Pat loved being in his arms. Octavus was a tall husky man so she felt like she had her own personal teddy bear. As a witch Dr. Octavus often makes house calls to sick sims (the locals swear by his homeopathic remedies). One day while he was out Ms. Pat was doing some dusting and she came across a book that had photos hanging out of it...  

[atlantacomedy]

The Weekly Rundown w/ Ms. Pat, Hari Kondabolu, Grrrls Nite Out and more (2/13/17)

The Weekly Rundown 2/13/17

Coming to Town Ms. Pat @ Laughing Skull - 6 shows, Thurs thru Sun Hari Kondabolu @ Center Stage - Fri, 2/17 at 9pm Jay Leno @ Cobb Energy Centre - Sat, 2/18 at 8pm Sebastian Maniscalco @ Cobb Energy Centre - Sun, 2/19 at 8pm Capone @ Uptown - 6 shows, Fri thru Sun Steve Byrne @ Punchline - 5 shows, Thurs thru Sat Tommy Blaze @ Punchline - Tues, 2/14 at 7:30pm

ATL’s Best Beer and Comedy @ Sweetwater Brewery - Mon, 2/13 at 8pm Star Bar w/ Tom Russell closing - Mon, 2/13 at 9:30pm Best of ATL @ Laughing Skull - Tues, 2/14 at 8pm Date Night @ Argosy - Tues, 2/14 at 8:30pm Brian Moote @ Punchline - Wed, 2/25 at 8pm Comedy and Cocktails @ City Winery - Wed, 2/15 at 8pm 8-Bit Comedy @ Joystick Gamebar - Wed, 2/15 at 8:30pm Best of ATL @ Eddie’s Attic - Wed, 2/15 at 9:30pm Derailed @ Relapse - Fri, 2/17 at 8pm Grrrls Nite Out @ Highland Ballroom - Fri, 2/17 at 9pm WonderComedy Presents Michael Rowland @ Cabbagetown Community Center - Fri, 2/17 at 9pm 1AM Secret Show @ Smith’s Olde Bar - Sat, 2/18 at 1am

[therichantsim]

Big Daddy’s house part two

[therichantsim]

Big Daddy’s house 

[diving-llama]

shout out to Jasmine Guy for another episode of scene-stealing moments in Harlem as quinn's mom, patricia.

telling quinn she made a perfect recipe of curry (?) but then saying quinn was putting on weight?

taking out her fillers cos she looks too young and feels badly for her friends that can't keep up?

i both fear and admire her.

[completeandrandomshit]

The Ms. Pat Show Season 1 Episode 6:

Junebug: Who’s cousin Marcus again?

Brandon: He’s our cousin on Grandma’s side.

Pat: Mm-mm. I think he’s on Daddy’s side.

Denise He’s on both.

Junebug: This family is nasty.

Me: It’s The South.

hashtag: this hit home to me. i’m from south carolina and literally go to family reunions and see both sides of the family due to a cousin from one side marrying a relative from the other. hell me and my brother even cousins. and that’s straight up facts.

[thelaughbutton]

So... Bert Kreischer wrote a porno and did a table read of it

So… Bert Kreischer wrote a porno and did a table read of it

Here’s something you didn’t think you’d want to see… Bert Kreischer wrote a porno. The idea came on the podcast he does with his friend and fellow comedian Tom Segura 2 Bears 1 Cave when he hatched the idea that they should write pornos. Kreischer took things a step forward and actually wrote a script for one for one of their 2 Bears 1 Cave live events. Not one to just let the idea die, Bert…

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