#mt. ebott

[sakuramochi118]

UNDERTALE

[the-unrelated-theorist]

The monsters said Asriel was stoned, not shot, which is kinda weird if Chara came from a first-world country in 201X. And they called Chara’s home a village. Toby Fox is American, we don’t know where Mount Ebott is located, but it might very well be in America, and no American calls their hometown a “village” anymore.

There is a theory that Omega Flowey fires nuclear bombs at us because Chara told him about them. So… what if Chara fled to Mount Ebott to escape a world war? And this war was so terrible and destroyed the world so completely that it left humanity fighting with sticks and stones (kinda like what Einstein predicted)?

[undertale-gardensave]

Ebott is a large forest surrounded by hills where those affected by the plague were sealed away long ago.

Climbing its hills is almost impossible, and its trees are so tall that they say you can't even see the sky inside, making it the perfect place to isolate the sick from the world. People keep their distance from it to this day, as they are afraid the place is still "infected"

if this has any grammar mistakes or whatever, let me know and I'll fix it 😑👍

[comparativetarot]

Mt. Ebott. Art by Dogbomber, from the UNDERTALE Tarot Cards.

[undertale-cookbook]

Surface Scones

"Almond scones are shaped like pointed mountains, and sweet icing looks like a snowy mountain top. Don't worry, there aren't any monsters trapped under these mountains."

INGREDIENTS:

2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour

2/3 cups white granulated sugar

2 tbsp maple syrup

3 tsp baking powder

4 tbsp (1/2 stick) butter, chilled and cubed

1 tsp almond extract

1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

1 cup sliced almonds, separated

1/4 tsp salt

3/4 cup heavy whipping cream, separated

3/4 cup powdered sugar

2 tbsp whole milk

INSTRUCTIONS:

Preheat oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, white sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, and 3/4 cup of the sliced almonds. Use a pastry cutter or fork to mash the cold butter cubes into the mix. The mixture should be coarse and grainy

In a small bowl, mix together 1/2 cup of the heavy cream and almond extract. Add to the flour mixture and mix just until the dough starts to stick together

Turn the dough out onto a heavily floured surface and knead gently, adding 1 tbsp of the remaining heavy cream between kneading until a smooth dough forms

Form the dough into two disks, each approx. 1-1/2 inch thick. Cut each disk as if it were a pizza, creating 8 to 10 triangles. Transfer to your prepared baking tray, keeping them at least 2 inches apart

Bake for 10 min., then rotate the baking sheet and bake for another 10 min. or until golden brown and cooked through in the middle. Allow to cool for 5 min. on the baking tray, then transfer finished scones to a wire rack to cool completely

Prepare the icing by mixing the powdered sugar and milk together in a bowl. Dip cooled scone into the icing so that the tip is coated, approx. 1/3 of the total scone. Sprinkle the iced portion with some of the remaining sliced almonds. Repeat with the remaining scones, transferring again to the wire rack so the icing sets. Serve during afternoon tea

"Suface Scones" - Heals 24 HP. "This is the beginning of a bright new future. An era of peace between humans and monsters."

[jmarsart]

An old simple background practice.  Also a nice booty practice. 👌

[elsewence]

[birdsareblooming]

Why do we keep assuming that Mt ebott is in america or canada like that motherfucker could be in mexico or fucking ireland or idk norway.