#much burn

[toshikijeevas]

Is Briar's leg so hot he fry the eggie?

His leggie so hot he fry the eggie before it leave it shell, eggie lands on leggie charcoaled

[rinnivov]

"Fine, he said. "but why are you using my name?" "Because it's polite. And you are impolite." "Spren don't know what that means!" "See, there," she said, pointing at him. "Impolite."

Words of Radiance, Brandon Sanderson

[undisclosed-serendipity]

Education make people not ignorant. But unfortunately some of the most ignorant people comes from school. 

[shit-stephanie-says]

Long lost half-sister

Kim:"Hi there! I'm Stephanie's half-sister."

Stephanie:"And by half, she means like, half our height." ‪#‎ouch‬

[fadingutopia]

Just done Insanity for the first time in months.

That's ok, I didn't need my legs anyway.

[eagereyed]

Just ate the spiciest pizza of my life!!  My lips burn, there are still a lot of tears.. I was expecting some kick but it's like it punched me in the face. At least I'm not cold anymore though!!!

[skinnybitchintraining-blog-blog]

I need this!♡

[imperfection-is-underrated]

I was talking to my dad about doge and I was saying 'much good' 'very happiness' 'so new year' and my dad turned around and said 'actually so last year'

ohh much burn father much burn