#so clever

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[yugiamaneisdead]

toxic bartylus in that the toxicity comes from the chloroform they soaked hand towels in and keep holding up to eachothers faces and asking what it smells like

[whispeyrains]

Friston-3 EP - In Due Time | Arknights

EVERYONE MOVE FRISTON-3 SONG

[sincerelysamedt]

I FORGOT TO ADD A SCENARIO LOL, i was too excited thinking abt cameraworm kisses. For neck kiss, could it be imp green kissing purple … maybe around ep 10/post ep 10… I’m such a big fan of imp green being so fond of purple and how smart and dangerous they are <3 <3

[NECK KISS] desire, passion; a sensual, provocative gesture canon-adjacent ∙ episode 10

In hindsight, they really should have killed Purple first.

You can be hot, but you can't be hot and smart, or else it'll ruin the fun. Just look at Blue.

But it was fun with Purple. Not so much now, since they're being all competent again and somehow managed to convince the Captain to rub their two last braincells together, but it was fun.

Too bad it has to end.

"For someone I just called smart," The skin of their host splits open. "You sure are asking some unsmart questions."

This is nice, though. Even Blue didn't smell this afraid.

"I like to kill and I hate competition. Where's the fun in letting babies do all the work? It's not like killing you all was hard."

"Ohhhhhhh, I get it." Still putting on a brave face, waiting for their Captain to rescue to them. "You must have been following Orange's orders."

"Orange??" They'd laugh if they had the mouth to— oh, wait! They do! Seven, in fact! "Orange couldn't kill a sunbaked worm."

Clever, though, so clever, playing to their ego like that, getting them to monologue, taking advantage of Green's split-second outburst to try and open the trash chute.

A tentacle pins their wrist to the switch, shattering the plate, wires and springs jutting out as the button clatters to the floor.

They smell hurt.

"See, this is why I like you." Green titters, putting their visor to the curve of Purple's neck, the rattle of their pulse, the hitch of their breath. They squirm like a mounted butterfly, like a salted slug, something helpless and afraid and mineminemine.

They could kill them like this. They really could.

"If you think your Captain's gonna come for you," They allow themself this, this one indulgence, the many flats of their many tongues on the length of Purple's throat. It burns.

"They should do it quicker."

[timetopanic34]

I’m reading a Stucky fic set during the war.

I was absolutely delighted that the author mentioned Hedy Lamarr.

Steve is telling the Howlies that she and Howard Stark were working on some stuff together.

Because in the MCU world that isn’t at all out of the question. In fact, the two of them together could potentially do more than either of them might do separately.

So I was just “chef’s kiss” to this piece of brilliance. I’m surprised other fic writers hadn’t thought to do it.

Of course Howard might try to seduce her but I’m certain she would just punch him and tell him to get back to fucking work (well actually I dunno if she cursed. I’d like to think so 😉)

[softhenrycavill]

Millie Bobby Brown on Henry Cavill 🤗

[mayapapaya33]

Wait a minute, Is the eldritch horror that's been haunting Raphaniel's dreams and waking hours his whole life a fucking garbage disposal?

Deus-Pa'Zuul Deus-Pa'Zuul Deus-Pa'Zuul Des-Po'sul Dis-Po'sul Disposal