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Angel: Babies, you know I love you.
Flare, stiffly: No.
Angel: And I would do anything for you.
Kaine: Stop it!
Angel: And that I would go to the ends of the earth to save your lives.
Stacy: Mommy, stop.
Angel: And with that knowledge-
Cody: That we don’t want.
Angel: I’d like you to know-
Amerris: Please stop.
Angel: That I’m-
Everest: Don’t you dare!
Angel: Pregnant.
All Six Fawns: NOOOOOOOOO!
Angel: With triplets.
Amerris: I have been chosen to say that we hate you!
Donnie: Nardo, I want you to stop hanging out with Usagi. He's not a good mate.
Raph: Yeah! But don't worry about it; there are plenty of fish in the sea!
Other Fish In The Sea:
Cloud!
Ref #1 is done babey only a few dozen more to go.
Fun Fact: Deer Sleep, But Only For 30 Seconds to a Few Minutes in a Sort of Dozing State
Angel: *Falls Asleep Peacefully*
The Fawns, 45 Seconds Later: *Start Crying*
Angel, Groaning: Al...
Alastor, Not Wanting to Move But Also Not Wanting to Face His Doe's Wrath: Yes, sweetheart. *Calms the Fawns Down*
The Fawns, 32 Minutes Later: *Start Crying Again*
Angel: Al...
Alastor: Yes, sweetheart... *Calms the Fawns Down Again*
The Fawns, 5 minutes Later: *Start Crying*
Angel: ALASTOR!
Alastor: THIS IS WHY THE BUCKS DON'T STAY!
Snap That Child's Back, Goldfish!
-Angel, Probably
I WaNnA sEe aLaSToR dReSsEd aS BeEtlEjUicE pLeAsE!
The whole shebang! The suit, the teeth, the general demeanor and vibe that Beetlejuice gives off, everything!
Somewhere, In Some RotTMNT Alternate Dimension, There Is a Creature That exists That Is Basically All Of The Brothers Smashed Together
They share one body, four heads, one long, spikey tail, four legs, a spike covered, semi-soft decorated shell, and four minds.
While in the background, the citizens of New York are forced to watch in horror as the brothers still can't manage to get along all of the time, stomping around and occasionally roaring/hissing/growling at one another like King Ghidorah. Any other time, they're sleeping or looking for any type of food that isn't able to fight back and injure them.
Resulting in a compilation of sadness and despair on every human's part. Even April's.
