#muggle jegulus

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Rip jegulus y’all both would’ve HATED ai

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Modern muggle Jegulus au where James is a tourist visiting France with Sirius (who moved to the uk at 18 and now lives with James) and he keeps running into regulus. Regulus actually does speak English but he decides it’d be fun to mess with james and flirt with him in French. James is furiously typing what regulus is saying into a translator app but the app is ass and absolutely deforms Regulus’s sentences. But then James gets back to the hotel with Sirius and decides to pull up the app and make Sirius translate. This happens for the first few times James and regulus encounter each other until James finally convinces regulus to come to his hotel room. Sirius, who was supposed to be out and about, is sitting in the hotel room when they arrive. He puts two and two together and realizes regulus is the stranger who has been saying FOUL things he wants to do to James and drama ensues

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American tourist James visiting France and French local regulus asking him “where is Brian” as a conversation started because he thinks James is cute. James starts literally jumping up and down as he shouts “IN THE KITCHEN” because he’s been waiting for someone to ask him that for the entirety of his trip

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Regulus has broken up with James over text several times