#muppet man

[artmunstudios]

Me: *sees NO ocs that are muppet-themed*

Me: Something Must Change.

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

Wow happy 2 year anniversary of when I met my crush

[thebestelse]

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

I'm screaming I was talking about the Nice Guys with my crush today and then I found a funny meme of Holland in here so I sent it to him and he literally replied with "he's so babygirl in that movie"

[muppetsinacircus]

HIIIIIII!!!

I'm just a Muppet(they/xem) that's interested in uploading their stuff that's entirely private from other accounts, which just so happens to be a lot of stuff regarding monsters in some shape or form!

DISCLAIMERS: I DO NOT OWN THE MUPPETS!! NONE OF THIS IS TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH DISNEY'S ACTUAL WORKS OF THE MUPPETS AND WILL NOT BE SHOWING ANY OFFICAL MUPPET CHARACTERS, ONLY ELEMENTS!! I'M NOT SELLING FANFICTION OF THEM EITHER!! (realized i may need this)

Anyways, basic DNI, minors, creeps(Essentially people who are weird in a harmful way towards others for their own benefit), people who are into incest(selfcest isn't included because that's impossible irl and the idea of dating your evil self is funny to me.) and pedophilia, the works.

Ageless blogs are on thin ice, I can't really force you to put your age but at least have some sort of indicator you're an adult? I don't want to accidentally interact with people who aren't adults, and if I did, please tell me who the account is so I can immediately un-interact.

I am Vietnamese, AroAce, and Agender. This is not the place for any racists, homophobes, or transphobes, just don't appear.

Forgot to mention, I am a system but personally, there's only two alters that will be active on this account, assume that it's me, Mappet, most of the time. Centipede(He/Him) also shows up, but he's terrified of people so it's unlikely he'll show up. The rest of the system are also cowardly, except for Fish(He/They) who will end up liking a bunch of food posts?

I think this blog will be mainly centered around, well, The Freaks Circus and a Crossover of Muppets(More on the lines of their story and having a MC that's a muppet, not actual characters from the Muppets.) So despite it having Muppet elements, this blog is not for minors, please skedaddle or face my hammer of blocking people when I feel like checking people's profiles. Okay, I can definitely do better and will try to do better but I am a college student so I can't always check. The only thing I will ALWAYS be checking is askers or people who submit stuff. And if not, I'll just throw tomatoes at myself.

Uhh, yadadada, DON'T REPOST MY ART GUYS!!! I'm too lazy for watermarks on my work, don't do this to me. Please, I'm just a broke college student. DON'T PUT MY WORK INTO AI EITHER, ABSOUTELY NOT, DON'T DO THAT!!

I DO HAVE A TIKTOK THAT'S CALLED "amiamanoramuppet" THAT IS ME GUYS, PLEASE DON'T DO ME IN TO THE TUMBLR MODS!!

Comic dubs are fine but you are hereby legally obligated to send me your work, I wish to see!! :D

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

My crush: "I should start a podcast"

Me: "you're a white man of course you want to start a podcast 🙄"

[weicecilia]

Seasons change but People don’t

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

My crush has painted his nails so I'm feeling really normal today