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if columbo was on the case, what would happen?
hannibal would kill and eat columbo
columbo would entrance hannibal with his polite charms and bring him to justice
columbo would simply take will graham’s narrative role in the story
hannibal would turn himself in because he likes columbo so much
columbo and hannibal would make out sloppy style
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I think my favorite Murder, She Wrote episodes are the ones where Jessica tries her best not to get involved in whatever bullshit is going on in Cabot Cove. Sheriff Tupper wants to show everyone how competent he is by solving this murder on his own? Wonderful, Jessica has a book to finish. The mayoral election is going screwy and people want Jessica to run? Absolutely NOT. She has house renovations to be working on. And then people keep calling and showing up at the door, and the poor dear is so exasperated. Delightful.
Meanwhile, if she's on vacation/a book tour/visiting her 50 billion relatives and someone drops dead within a 50 mile radius, she's all over that. She can't help that the detectives are all incompetent!
Does anyone have any good crime shows where the main lead is going absolutely insane? Like bonkers? About to rip someone’s throat out crazy? Because I love those and I need more. Bonus points if it’s kind of gay.
Listing ones I’ve watched in the tags
"HOW GREAT IS THIS PARTY?!"
So here’s a thing: I’ve been in a bit of a rut in terms of what I’m watching. I’ve clearly been doing a ton of comfort binging - Supernatural, Good Omens, Murder She Wrote, etc. because I can’t get my brain to focus on anything, I’ve just been trying (and very much succeeding) at turning it off.
But the other day, my sister came to the rescue. She and I definitely have different opinions on what’s good (again, she got all the way through Good Omens, and was like “I never got a romantic vibe from them…” which caused the biggest eyeroll of my life, possibly). Sometimes, though, she comes through. Which led me to…
THE AFTERPARTY on Apple TV.
You’ve never heard of it, right? Because I definitely hadn’t. Which is crazy because I am 10000000% their core audience. Like, so hard. And it’s soooo good.
Wherein a group of friends attend an afterparty, and somebody ends up dead.
This is one show I don’t wanna ruin, because I had absolutely no idea what would happen going into it and it was SO delightful, so I won’t get too detailed but there is a ton to love about this show.
One of which is the cast.
Tiffany Haddish is the detective that’s attempting to solve the murder. And sometimes I feel like she's wayyyyy too much, but she is the perfect amount of something in this show. Honestly one of my favorite parts. She’s fucking hilarious. Her method is insane and perfect, it’s exactly the way I’d go about solving a murder, and it’s just enough of ridiculous.
And Ike Barinholtz! And the dude who plays Gabe on The Office. AND JACK WHITEHALL, aka freakin’ NEWT from Good Omens season 1. Who you will absolutely not recognize because he’s hot as hell. And Ken Jeong. And John Cho! And weirdo Dave Franco.
ALSO, Ben Schwartz, aka JEAN RALPHIO from Parks and Rec! Jean Ralphio is one of my absolute favorite insane characters, he’s so obnoxious and silly and his character Yasper in this show is similar, but also really charming. I was immediately in love with him because I’m a super weirdo, and his episode in the first season was definitely a highlight. I promise you’re gonna be singing “Yeah, Sure, Whatever” for a couple of days.
And that’s another thing - each of the episodes have their own motifs, which is clever and fun. A romcom episode, a musical episode. An episode that seems like a thriller movie. A heist caper. There’s even one that’s a fucking Wes Anderson love letter, which made me laugh out loud.
Each season is dedicated to a murder and both are self-contained, which I appreciate, with a few characters recurring. Maybe people more clever than me can predict who the murderer is, but I have to say, I love the surprise. And both of them were definitely a shock to me. I was basically live-tweeting at my sister, who’d also gotten my parents into it, while I watched and made her promise ‘no spooooilies’, so all she would say was “none of us could guess who did it.”
The point is, it’s just a dope show. Again, satisfying my blood lust, but in a hilarious way. It’s FUN. And I haven’t been excited to watch anything new in a while, and it helped in my effort to wake my brain up (if only minutely, it’s an effing process y’all). Apple TV apparently canceled it after the second season which is a huge miss on their part, but there are no cliffhangers and it’s just silly and wonderful. And it made me happy, which I appreciate.
So yeah, go watch it. You know you’re subscribed to Apple TV even if you forgot about it after Ted Lasso ended. And then, maybe watch Ted Lasso again…
My favorite characters from criminal minds: (I am only in season 3)
Spencer Reid
Derek Morgan
Penelope Garcia
David rossi
Emily Prentiss
Aaron hotchner
🙂 I like almost all of the people from this show. They are all awesome. Also I am happy that the show came back.
(I love Spencer reid and also Aaron hotchner).
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SNL - "Murder Shows"
Oh my god the Criminal Minds fandom is going NUTS right now I mean I’m part of your fandom guys but wow I have never seen fans get this horny.
