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phyllis with a dentist office's map. coyle with a trench map. liliya with a catacombs map. the twins with a laboratory map. franco with a preschool map. red barrels are you listening. please i need more maps desperately

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WHAT DO THEY HAVE COYLE ON THIS SEASON

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random hcs cause im bored (for the PAs)

coyle has internalized homophobia and compulsive heterosexuality (stemming from the culture at the time, his mother's abuse, and his father's neglect (or at least his lacking protection).

coyle's misogyny originates with his mother. any woman who gets too close to him (colleagues, lovers, etc.) triggers him; thus the three dead wives.

coyle has very untreated and constantly indulged NPD (narcissistic personality disorder).

phyllis would love my little pony, especially when gooseberry is fronting.

phyllis herself hates sweets. she's terrified of cavities.

phyllis only fronts in private. the scientists get agitated over it but attempts to force fronting have gone poorly, so they're "letting it go".

franco struggles with trichotillomania (pulling out his hair due to stress).

franco is a pescetarian.

franco talks out loud to himself as his father. it's for comfort, although all he really does is degrade and argue with himself.

otto has anosmia (complete loss of smell).

otto is near-sighted; arora is far-sighted.

otto, for all his complaints, watches a lot of TV (campaigns and all). he gets so passionate he starts ranting at the TV, as if he's there in person.

arora hates dogs and is allergic to cats. she's very upset about it.

arora rethemed kress chemical when she and otto took over. she loves purple.

if liliya ever saw a religious horror movie, she'd freak /neg. she probably doesn't like how God is (or is not) portrayed.

liliya is a lesbian and, while an equal opportunity killer, prioritizes killing male reagents before the women.

liliya has multiple "animal" tendencies from her days spent in the elements. she started mimicking animals she saw in the russian forests to survive as they did. if you were to ask her about it now (and she were to answer), she would say it was a sign from god, meant to show her she was apart of everything.

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easterman being mad amelia is alive is so funny like. idk man maybe if you'd stop playing with your food?? this is on your bro

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i find this document so interesting. i'm certain most people who read this are focused on angelina in relation to this, but what about SALVATORE?

LIKE. angelina is a source of "guilt, rage, and arousal" for franco. guilt because he betrayed his father (by sleeping with his wife and humiliating him), anger because he was exiled (which i imagine is directed towards both salvatore and angelina), and arousal because... well, the man's got helluva issues, and he was attracted to angelina, and it was his first successful sex, so... yeah

and franco has SO MANY LINES about his dad. he's scared of him ("dad's gonna be so fucking mad at me", "my dad send you?"), obsessed with him ("you know who my fuckin dad is?"), hates him ("fuck you, dad!"), AND wants his approval ("what do you think, dad?"). ugh

also while i'm on the subject... his "pleasure the prosecutor" voicelines are so interesting

the first two voicelines are unused, but still!! while it's obvious franco has a very temperamental relationship with authority figures, i can't tell if he actually likes the D.A. or if he's just on some weird power trip (emasculating and humiliating another man and getting worked up about it)

the "i don't got a lot of friends and the friends i got i take care of" line is ESPECIALLY intriguing to me... i wonder if franco genuinely values loyalty (in his weird, fucked up, hypocrite way)

idk i love psychology. freud would just love franco 😭

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for my own sanity i have to believe all the PAs smell okay or at least normal or i'll gag every time i think about it

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discussions of grooming, misogyny, abuse, and sexual terror (harassment, assault, etc..

gang im sorry but you're probably never gonna convince me angelina groomed franco 😭 and it's not because "women can't be abusers", it's because no one has actually given me a good argument for why angelina would be a groomer beyond speculation.

LIKE. franco was probably exposed to prostitutes as a minor, and THAT i sympathize with. i can't imagine what that did to him psycho sexually, especially with his erectile dysfunction and ongoing parental abuse. however it's important to keep in mind that by the time angelina came into the picture, franco was CANONICALLY an adult and already assaulting and maiming people. like... these aren't behaviors that originated with her. angelina sticks out to franco because she was his first successful sexual encounter (HIM, who probably had great insecurity over the impotence), his father literally almost BEAT HIM TO DEATH, and then he was exiled. forever.

like idk i feel like there's so many other reasons why that part of his life was significant to him!! also there's so many more interesting takes to be had with ANGELINA. imagine being in that position. the secrecy. was she a multi-generational member, or completely new to this? how do you, the wife, act around your husband who's made a trend of killing his paramours? how do you, a woman (i.e, any fem-presenting person tbh), act around a man who's made a trend of raping and disfiguring his?

will reblog a post with proofs later because i do want to cite my sources and yk make sure i didn't misremember anything... but anyway please reblog this i'd so love to discuss it

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL. COYLE WAS MAKING THE NEW TRIAL VICTIM GIVE HIM HEAD. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL