#muroids

[weirdchristmas]

Yes, it's alive. Barely. But truly, what's more festive than an existential void and a rodent contemplating its own brevity? Happy holidays.

[birds-and-the-birds]

saw a brown rat this morning (never seen one before ever) and started snapping pictures and my mom just yelled for my dad to get the gun 😭

[ben10omniversememes]

[weirdchristmas]

A rat family with a slightly chewed note with the message "May all the pleasures of Christmas be yours"

[weirdchristmas]

The red, red eyes of 2026 already see you.

[weirdchristmas]

I... don't understand.

[weirdchristmas]

This is why you don't play loud music in the coop. Some chicks just can't stand the noise.

[weirdchristmas]

I got nuthin'