i am so so fucking funny
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i am so so fucking funny
slutforblackcherrysoda submitted:
Pretty sure this is a daily occurrence in the Mutantstuck household. Can't find a source, but it showed up in my memories.
(yeah the only source i can find is a facebook group but like...i’m losing my shit here)
one of y’all needs to bully me into typing out the stupid mutantstuck fic i have roughly 80% finished and 0% typed out
SHE RA STOLE MY FUCKING PLOT THING (base for the clone is called the Prime) AND NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO THINK I’VE SEEN SHE RA WHEN I DON’T EVEN HAVE FUCKING NETFLIX
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, Ambrose (Beta Dirk Strider/Dave's Bro) Additional Tags: Mutantstuck, posting this at a stupid time! please tell me to fix shit later, family reunions ig, you have no idea how long i procrastinated on it Series: Part 28 of Mutantstuck Summary:
"How long did it take you, D?"
"To—" Oh. To figure out how the hell to deal with the fact that you're never going to see your sister again. "I don't know. It felt...like forever. A couple years, I guess. It hurt for longer than that—hell, it still hurts if I think about it too long. Used to feel like I did something wrong, like I was the reason I lost you and her both."
The StriLondes prove that nothing's quite so broken that it can't be put back together again.
thinking about the fact that i made Ambrose Strider this fuckin. angry punk grunge asshole for mutantstuck
📂 mutantstuck in general and/or something about Ambrose? uwu
god i love you. you know exactly what i always want an excuse to think about
Ambrose is the best at cooking out of the four siblings
(mostly because he learned from Jeff as like. a DIY form of anger management. breaking eggs violently is surprisingly calming, even if you do need to do it into a separate bowl in case of shell shattering)
he is very slightly allergic to several fruits and tends to forget until they make his mouth burn
he’s spent a considerable amount of time trying to make a replica of Cal (mostly during the window of time that he didn’t have him) and never managed it
he bought Cal at a thrift store in Georgia during a really fuckin rough mental patch when he was like thirteen
D asks him if he wants to get the serial number tattoo on his arm covered up about once every six months. he always says no but he’s gotten a couple more tattoos added to the ones he already had
like specifically the date Wade killed Bro under the serial number. just a lil reminder. everyone other than Dave thinks that’s morbid.
Rose is teaching him to knit. he’s paying her by finding weird knitting patterns
don’t remember adding Broad-Shouldered Beasts to ambrose’s playlist but “it’s alright, take it out on me” hits different when I’m thinking about him