*Mwuah!* Hey darlin' 🖤 I made something for you!
*You have received a salmon dinner! The edges look a little... crispy. It's clear he hasn't made this before, but he tried.*
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Hopefully it tastes a little better than it looks... ^-^""
DUUUUUUDE!!! MI AMOR! You made my favorite, and it's all for me?
Aw, man... You're too good to me. I'm the luckiest guy in the world, I think.
Hey! You know what we should do together? We should totally bake gingerbread cookies together! And we can decorate the little gingerbread dudes to look like everybody we know!
Ooh! And I call dibs on eating you!
That didn't come out wrong, did it?