#mwahahaha!

[gamerbeta]

Urbain. Just admit it. It’s not even about liking the food anymore… you got an obsession 😔

[evilminji]

You know what we never see?

Time travel AND SI-OC! That's right! We combining shit!

Hear me out: Everything is Super Turbo Fucked™. The jedi order has fallen and everyone is, presumably, dead. Smoke curls on the horizon, as the only home generations of Jedi have ever known burns. Almost lazily.

Like some terrible monument to Palpatine's greed. His hatred.

The scent of blood and scorched flesh, overwhelming.

Darkness spills from halls once filled with light.

There... there are so many bodies.

What do you do?

Trust in the Force. Which... is reminding you of a paper, which you studied long ago. On some minor Force Sect. Maybe you're Obi-Wan, maybe your Yoda, a badly injured Plo Koon, barely made it home. Perhaps even the formidable Madame Nu. Fresh from setting FIRE to the greatest repository of knowledge the galaxy has even known, if only to keep it from Sith hands.

Regardless? You have skill. Nothing left to lose.

(And truely... only someone with NOTHING left to lose would attempt such madness.)

Regardless? You disappear, faster then they could ever hope to find you. To a planet, barely populated, that once held grand traditions of it's own. There was a plague, once. Natural or sent by a Sith, no one is certain. But it destroyed them. A grand Force Sect, widdled down to nothing ruins and rumors.

How fitting. That you should come here now.

Beneath the ruins, behind long forgotten vault doors, sits a room caked with dust.

And beyond that room? A room pristine. Unnaturally so, some might say. That is... if they could not FEEL the way the Force pulls there. Like standing at the edge of a blackhole made of Light. Able to look down into it's riotous, screaming, heart. By all the stars at once, with no place for void.

It. Is. Awe.

Awe, in that it is both great and terrible. Beautiful. Sublime. Impossible in it's Creation and Change. To touch it, is to be consumed. That's why they did not, the Worshipers here. Merely considered it. Viewed it. Meditating upon what they Saw.

Some considered them insane. Not only for living so close to a Force Nexus of such power...

But for prying it open further.

Yet? Standing there... they can feel their fellow jedi. Hundreds and hundreds of them. All those lights, suddenly gone from the galaxy. They're all right here. Everything is Here. Mere steps away. Just... just past the safety line upon the floor.

Grief is powerful. But their duty, as a Jedi, is stronger. They make themselves focus. Even as their flesh feels like it will vibrate apart, atom by atom. Even though their SOUL feels bigger and bigger, the closer they get. To... to that Brilliance. That endlessness. This peak, into the beating heart of the Force itself.

They are One with the Force. They are not afraid.

And it is with them.

Stepping inside...

Is weightless. Formless. Without borders or Self. Instant death, yet endless power. Gifted freely. Because of course! Why not? None of us need it now. Want it. What use is power? What foolish CONCEPT, "power". We are endless. Everything. One. There is no need to-

But... We... I need to...

An anchor. They... they need an anchor. Something to focus themselves. Someone? The others try to help. But they are disoriented. So very disoriented. Full of fading shock and the memories of pain. The shifting of solid life, to lumosity. No. It has to be... someone else.

So, together, They reach.

They FIND.

Smash cut to years earlier! Because time is a construct! And every where and when is simultaneous! Our dearly beloved Time Traveler? Rocks up to the council?? With a fuckin BABY. Like??

What... what'cha got there? Oh. You know. Their child.

As in...? You FOUND this child? The drop off, perhaps? Because they are VERY clearly a different species to you, so like... No. No, they're pulling a Skywalker (who?). This is their Literal, Actual, Child™.

They are Made Of Midi-chlorians. (You mean they have a high-) (No. I know what I said. Kindly keep up.) They are, in fact, a Goo Baby. Immaculately Conceived and popped out of the thin blue nothing!

Nexus gave um too me.

They are QUITE LITERALLY a macro colony of midi-chlorians being piloted by a Force ghost. Or, possibly, that SAME colony? Achieving sentience. Either way? Their name is... *looks at child* *child shrugs* still being voted on. Because the colony hasn't agreed on one yet. You may refer to them a Jedi Baby. *the infant waves* o/"

Like? Have they LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS?

No. But certain individuals bout to lose THEIRS. Along with the skull containing it.

Tell me you do not wanna see Yoda show up with an unexplained baby. Go on! Look me in the face and LIE. Like? No one knows how his species reproduce. But SURELY? Surely!! This is weird even for them, right???

Or Madam Nu. Respected Elder. Suddenly? Hidden pregnancy?! WHAT. FROM WHERE. WITH WHO????!!!!!!

And just? Obi-Wan. Shows up. Wearing a baby sling. There is a BABY in that baby sling. What do you MEAN she's yours!? Padawan Kenobi!! EXPLAIN. (Qui-gon is losing his mind. Dooku is going to murder... everybody. Whomst!? Was it a senator?! He bets it was a senator!! THATS IT. HES BURNING THE SENATE DOWN)

Like? Goo baby knows Star Wars Lore but can't really help. The TIME TRAVELER is a native to this universe, a bamf, and speed running the Sith slaying process. 1000 years of plotting going up in flames! Record time! But HOLY SHIT... why is that jedi? Running around with a BABY!? Did you bring a BABY into a FIREFIGHT!?

(Meh. We're both dead anyway. Besiiiiides, we have the Force.)

Horrifying! Oi, Jedi! Come get your crazy person! *they've already disappeared and everything's on fire* oh fuck!

@babbling-babull @mayfay @legitimatesatanspawn @hdgnj @leftnotright @worm-strung-string @spidori

[evilbaron]

A letter to the Realm at Large,

Though I, the Baron Mortimer II Caldwell, know my reputation precedes me across these many realms; I have never formally addressed nor introduced myself to the polities of my neighbours before. This is a wrong to which I look to formally redress and right.

To all the noble rulers and scions of the neighbouring kingdoms whom I have invited to my home to attend the Bloodhaven Ball, these festivities are not only being held to honour your wondrous and splendid natures. In troth, I hide another gift within the invitation...

For you see, this glorious event also marks my official debut into your most prestigious society. As such, I offer one final prize to tantalize any eligible person of the Realms: my hand, my court, my possessions, and my keeps. Should you secure my favour and earn from me a Rose by the end of the ten-day revelry, thou wilt have acquired the opportunity to court me, and perhaps one day join our esteemed personages together in matrimony. All participants must be of thorough breeding, hold lands and titles, and earn at least 5,000 ducats per annum.

Only one of those who attend may be chosen as the lucky suitor by the end of the celebrations. Should you desire to participate in this most worthy of games, all you need do is send a letter to mine keep indicating your intent before the beginning of these festivities on the eleventh day of July.

May Fortune smile upon You,

Baron Mortimer II of the House of Caldwell.

[1-heya-kiki-1]

I FINALLY GOT PARENTAL CONTROLS TURNED OFF

[i-really-like-phrogs]

I need to hug Betty. I love her

D’awww, that’s a great thing to hear! Yes, one of my favorite things about drawing Betty is seeing how soft and squishable I can make her. this huggability makes her arms one of my favorite parts to draw!

I think anyone in the world would massively benefit from the opportunity to hug Betty…

…Though I’m not sure she’s much of a hugger.

[downydig]

Been struggling with insomnia again and to combat it tonight! I moved my bed to the corner of my room so I could properly nest again! The last time I nested was on my bedroom floor about a year and a half ago and it was killer

Now I have a corner where my stuffed animals won’t fall off and where I can circle blankets around myself with proper structure! I’m winning tonight, gamers!

[wolfkitty42]

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Oh dear. Looks like Ralsei's in a bit of trouble...

I'm happy to finally introduce Tenna, though! Her theme is done by Bodhisattva. You should totally check out their YouTube channel because they put out a very cool Megalovania cover recently! The sprite in the thumbnail was done by Snom.

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[im-being-a-homosexual-on-main]

claw at the stars is a fanfiction on Ao3 that I read and I think everyone should read it. Because there are mermaids.

Mermaid cuddle piles also.

Here’s a color coded one in case my line art is too jank

@vivisols