[Message from an Unknown Number]
Text: Good day, sir or madam! You are among the lucky few chosen to participate in, and potentially net the premium jackpot of the Galactic Big Lotto!
Text: Have you got the mettle, and luck to be able to net in the Grand Prize? Yes? If so, you are well enough qualified as a potential prize winner!
Text: Simply register the necessary credentials needed on spark.io, along with your six lucky numbers, as well as the measly fee of 420 trail-blazin' credits to the number xxx-xxx-xxxx, and our staff will do the rest!
Text: May profound fortune smile upon you!
"The hell even is this? ..They're using titles, I swear if it winds up being one of those damn 'in bio' bots.."
His mutterings are given a pause as he begins to flick through the screen's contents. For a moment, that exhilarating, undeniable rush of hope manages to plague his thought as his eyes widen.
Something that's not involved in the depths of a battle?!
There's a pause, rationale trying to cling and clear the potential air of whimsy in this moment. However, if there's one of many skills this Trailblazer is good at, it'd be the powerful of selective ignorance. Those eyes began to gleam at that damnable lotto ticket from the curious collection came to mind. Fina-fucking-ly! He'll be able to slam the damn thing out in return time!
"Time to clear this on up man! My damn time here! C'mon! Let's go and hit this HOME--" Little did he know, the last thing in mind was to spot the name of who was behind this 'kind and gracious' grand prize offering. Thus, Caelus advances to the hidden truths that lingered within.
Speechlessness briefly grates him, eyes widened in disbelief, the growing culmination of that fortune being snagged like hot air from a balloon. For an instant his teeth gnashed upon each other as hesitation was even more swiftly kicked out of the window!
OH HE HAD SOME CHOICE WORDS ALRIGHT!
Text: WHY ARE YOU CHEWING MY DREAMS UP LIKE BUBBLEGUM??
Text: WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW
Text: Y'KNOW THIS AIN'T ANYPLACE CLOSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU SOME PROPER WORDS.
Text: ??? DID YOU KICK OUT RICK TO MAKE THIS YOUR OWN THEME SONG NOW?
Just seeing the way she radiated smugness almost made him clutch his phone and cracked the damn thing. Deep breaths, Trailblazer, for you're wholly conscious with exactly who you're messing with here. This was a battle with the glance of a demonness, and it'd be no mere walk in the park!