Thinking about how if the MXTX protagonists having a twerk-off...who would win?
Imo WWX would win. He has the best technique and plenty of assets. Even though I do think that XL has the biggest ass of them all with child bearing hips, and he is very skillful (HC almost caused a calamity during the competition), WWX would have simply had more practice by that time (teasing LWJ, and then regretting it. Not really). What about SQQ you ask? Hell nah, he is not winning. I picture him as flat af. He is a cardboard. He is as slim as this smartphone I am typing on. He got nothing. All the assets of bingqiu are carried by LBH. So, even though SQQ has really great technique, he loses. Easily. LBH is ok with that coz what if his shizun did too well and other men try to court him?! As if he doesn't have to fight off enough suitors already...
