#my brainrot

[jonkentism]

My own personal headcanon is that Jon is a tmnt fan and was trying not to geek out about how Damian is a real life ninja when they met for the first time

[plioscene]

imagine simon riley, but socially inept. (fluff)

You're walking the footpath in town after shopping in Manchester, maybe you're visiting or just moved there. You crave community, so you're saying hi to the people who look the friendliest or seem to have common interests with you.

Most people waved or smiled back, and if you're lucky, they'll return a compliment you've dished out.

Then, walking toward you, is a tall man, muscular and built just about to the heavens. In any other scenario, you wouldn't have said a thing, but this man happened to be wearing merch from your favourite band, a black hoodie with the logo. It was simple, but any fan would recognise it.

"I really like your hoodie." You tell him as he'd pass by, a bright smile on your beautiful face.

He'd look at you, but his feet wouldn't stop as he grasped at anything to say back.

"Thank- uh- I- f-mm. Good- Have a good.." He stumbles but keeps walking, as if nothing happened. You keep walking too, fighting a grin as you turn away from him.

"Fuck's sake!" You hear the man's voice growl at himself from behind you, clearly frustrated with his own fumble.

[mystykiki]

Silly Links! That's not Wild...yet but also not really either

[skeletons-eat]

New codywan 'butcher' x 'reporter'/secret agents au?

My brainrot has reached new levels and this is the (unfinished) result. The Au is basically that Obi-Wan and Cody were secret agent 'Partners' and Obi-Wan was framed as a traitor and thus fled to a small town in the north of Scotland where he works as a butcher. He's the local cryptid, weirdo and creep who talks to his knives more than to actual people. Cody, still in service, is sent to track the traitor down and eliminate him. He poses as a reporter who's writing an article about the different local towns and their own cultures or smth.

It's a lot of homoerotic tension and angst basically:)

More sketches under the cut->

[hannibal-the-bimbo-cannibal]

I think that after Hollanov gets married they should actually just swap last names.

Shane Rozanov and Ilya Hollander.

I say this because it will be very comedic when they are finally on the centaurs together. Like imagine how confusing it would be. What if there was somebody half listening/watching the game who hasn’t really been keeping up with the NHL super confused on why all of a sudden Hollander keeps on getting into fights while Rozanov not only hasn’t gotten into one but has actually tried to stop Hollander from fighting. They think they are in alternate universe but these dumbasses just took eachother last names.

[batissxoart]

can't stop thinking about them...(-_-")

[bowserssupermariopartylaugh]

random tiny dialogue that popped into my head just now, where bowser has kidnapped peach again and gets frustrated when she rejects all his attempts to at least get her attention:

"Why can't you be more like Luigi?" Bowser huffs, and the actual hint of emotion in his voice gets Peach to look at him, for once. "He likes my paintings! He actually looks at them when I ask him to, at least!"

"Then why don't you go get Luigi, instead?" Peach fires back, knowing Bowser wouldn't actually listen to her.

As usual, he didn't. "I don't want Luigi! I want you!"

"What do I have that Luigi doesn't?"

Peach doesn't expect Bowser to freeze up the way he does. To choke. She'd only meant to retort, to indulge her anger, expecting (but not enjoying) a shower of shallow praise to fall from his lying lips.

Instead (after a too-long pause), all she gets is "You're a princess!" Bowser sounds proud of himself for coming up with something, anything, at all. "If I could just combine you into the same person..." He went on muttering to himself, distractedly walking away while miming vague crushing motions with his hands.

Peach looks on after him, unsure if she should be relieved or concerned.