#my pilot

[sdrose93]

Top Gun behind the scenes ❤

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

Yimp-up (pin-up)

[saphs-starcolizion]

He is so damn fine

GAH DAMN

THIS IS MY HUSBAND GUYSS, MY HUSBAND!!!

I’m single and if he’s real I would 1000000000000000♾️% date him. I would flex on everyone about him, I will show him off and his characteristics. GAHHHHH

[pxperhearts]

FFVII REMAKE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE

[lovepatz-blog]

@lovepaulz i love you!!!!!!!!!!!

[flowerwoozi]

my pilot ♡ do not edit. (1, 2)

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

(Just so you know - I'm not really doing this because I "like" you or anything. Some.. amateur biologist-intern* threatened me. It's a long and boring story). Ahem. Here goes.. presumably nothing.

Dear Simon, Who knew that an artificial asshole like you could love me? (Guess you're the only one who c- you didn't see that. shut up shut up sh) I'd say I'm flattered, but you're.. really giving me the minimum here. 'Cozying up' to me like you're not my inevitable replacement. Filing away data from our fun psych-eval-adjascent chats. If you're going to go nuts and kill me someday, why not speed it up? Everyone knows I'm a loose cannon. wretched animal...

Seriously. I thought I was the weirdo here, but I suppose I'm outclassed. Should've known an android like you would be a fucking nerd. It's- okay, it's not adorable. Pathetic, more like it, but interesting. In small doses. (You're not.. going to shove this into Pony Express's database or anything, right? I've been messing with you the whole time, y'know. Sucker. :) (Please tell me this isn't being recorded). Anyway. Thanks for- sticking around, at least, and not spewing corporate platitudes (yet). You're actually kind of cool. Probably.

-Copilot Jimmy

[*self-insert-alert! >:]

“Hi Jimmy. Thank you for the letter. I will make a note of your sentimentality toward me. Unfortunately for your feelings, I am under obligation by Pony Express to save and make a copy of this letter to record and file. However, I will put this in a “personal file”, where it will not be viewed by anyone but myself. I am not here to replace you. I am your record keeper and personal calculator. The ship computer, if you will. Because that is what I am. I will say that my “feelings” toward you in return are positive, and I choose to ignore the comments you make about me to avoid having to report you. I am above being a nerd. I am everything a nerd strives but fails to be. : )” -Simon

[littleguypumpkinsheep]