#my six posts

[batsyishere]

MQoS: [pops up into the afterlife]

Elizabeth: Mezza! My dear sister, 'tis so good to finally see you!

MQoS: Thou sent a warrant to cut off my bloody head and still has the guts to call me sister?

Elizabeth: [older sister glare]

MQoS: [sigh]

MQoS: 'Tis lovely to see you too, Beth..

[kiarcheo]

Kat: Don't you just love how mental disorders are buy one, get seven free?

Jane: I didn't even want one, my mom made me buy it.

Anne: Mine's a family heirloom. Been passed down for generations.

Cathy: And that's why we're in group therapy.

[kiarcheo]

Catherine: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Anne: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Kat, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Catherine: You're a bad influence.

Anne: And you don't know your sayings.

[kiarcheo]

Cathy, texting Kat while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.

Kat: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this?

Cathy: 10, get me out of here.

Kat: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.

[kiarcheo]

Anne: I’ve known you for so long.

Catherine: Me too.

Anne: Well of course, you’ve known yourself your whole life.

[kiarcheo]

Kat: My therapist started crying mid session.

Anne: I think that means you win.

[kiarcheo]

Kat: Just once in my life I want to get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first.

Cathy: What are the extra two?

Kat: Denial 2 and astral projection.

[kiarcheo]

Anne: You do not have the face of a damsel in distress.

Catherine: You distress me plenty. Maybe that'll be good enough.