#mycreativeconfessions

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Character A: I made tea.

Character B: I don’t want tea.

Character A: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Character B: Then why are you telling me?

Character A: It's a conversation starter.

Character B: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Character A: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Character A: You have to apologize to Character B.

Character C: Fine.

Character C:'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Character A: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Character B: Thank you!

Character A: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Character B: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Character A: I know you snuck out last night, Character B.

Character C, whispering: Play dumb!

Character B: Who's Character B?

Character C: NOT THAT DUMB!!!