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Myshuno! prompt 05: Making pancakes. Naked. + 10 second rule

Prompt: Making pancakes. Naked. + 10 second rule Characters: Ophelia Nigmos and Ripp Grunt Word count:  267 Warnings: some language and (surprise, surprise!) sexual situation (but really what did you expect with that prompt?)

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"Whoa! What's going on in here?" He peered his head in around the kitchen door. "What's it look like?" she asked. "I'm making pancakes." "Naked?" She smiled. "No, I have an apron on."

"Umm, where's Nervous?" he asked as he glanced around, looking more than a little nervous himself.

"He went out to walk the dog," she said. "So... what do you think? Do you like what you see?"

"Yes I do, but... well, we just did it. Like half an hour ago."

"Yeah... and?"

"I'm sorry, but have you been taking horny pills lately or something?"

"Are you complaining?"

"Not at all, but good GOD, woman! I need some time to like recharge my lasers in between."

"I don't necessarily need your

laser

."

He grinned. "Oh, is that how it is?"

She wiggled her eyebrows up and down.

"So what's up with pancakes? Is that the bait? Seems unnecessary."

"Well, you know what they say... the way into a man's pants is to feed him until he has to loosen his belt buckle."

"Is

that

how the saying goes? I mean, I'm no expert, but..."

"So do you want to eat my pancakes or not?"

"Yeah, I could be convinced."

"Oops! I seem to have dropped one." She smirked, as she tossed it onto the floor. "Looks like you'd better

go down

there to pick that one up."

"Hey! I'm not eating your dirty floor pancake."

"What about the ten second rule?"

"Ten seconds, huh?" he said, as he lowered himself to his knees. "Oh, I think I'll be down here a

little

longer than that."

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Myshuno! prompt 04: Stuck in a lift

Prompt: Stuck in a lift Characters: Ophelia Nigmos and Ripp Grunt Word count:  240 Warnings: language, implied sexual situation (shocking, I know!)

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"What the hell?" The lights went out and the elevator stopped. "Why are we stopping?" Ripp asked. "Maybe the power went out?" Ophelia suggested. Ripp grabbed her arm in the darkness. "You mean we're stuck in here?!"

"I'm sure it will be fine. They'll get it working again soon. You just need to relax." "Relax? I can't relax! You know how I hate to feel trapped! I can't even wear briefs because I need my junk to be able to move around." "Don't be silly. I see you wearing boxer briefs all the time." "Because all my good ones are DIRTY! Oh my god, are we running out of air? I think I feel a bit dizzy." "Ripp, we're not going to run out of air. It hasn't even been a minute yet. And we won't. It's going to be fine." "Why aren't you worried at all? Shouldn't you be the one freaking out here?" "You know, enclosed spaces are one of the few things that have never bothered me." "Oh GOD! I can't even see my hands! Where the fuck are we? Which way is even up?! Were we going up or down?" "Hmm, I wonder..." "... What?" "I think maybe at least one of us was definitely 'going down.'" He could feel her hands beginning to unbutton his pants. "Oh..." She laughed as she continued her task. "You know, I'm suddenly starting to feel much, MUCH better here."

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Myshuno! prompt 02: "It's complicated" is an understatement.

Prompt: "It's complicated" is an understatement. Characters: Ripp Grunt and his therapist Word count: 215 Warnings: none really, some minor language

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"And they both have green eyes, but they're really not the same colour at all...

Ophelia's are like this earthy sort of green. Not like a gross military green or an olive, but like... mossy, I guess. Like the colour of things that grow in dark, secret places. And they get a little more golden near the centre. Not like a hazel, but just a little warmer. Like there's this hidden spark in there. Johnny's green is more intense. Like it's not really a 'true green,' but it's just really fresh and vibrant and sparkly and shit. They get darker around the edges, like sort of an emerald? But the middle is like a spring green, like a new leaf, you know what I mean? Not like his skin, but it compliments it really well..." Dr. Cloud removed her glasses and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "I hate to interrupt you when you're finally talking about this, but this level of detail... I know you said it was complicated, but perhaps it would be simpler if you didn't get caught up this sort of minutia." "'It's complicated' is an understatement, okay? I'm working my way up to it." "Well, do as you please, but remember that you are paying by the hour here."

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Myshuno! prompt 01: What's the worst that could happen? + Handcuffs

Prompt: What's the worst that could happen? + handcuffs Characters: Ophelia Nigmos and Ripp Grunt Word count: 201 Warnings: sexual situation, but mostly implied

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"Hey, so how do you feel about handcuffs?" Ophelia asked, mid-kiss. Ripp did a double take. "Wow, you really do level up on this shit like every other day, don't you?" She raised her eyebrows. "Seriously." "Would you even know where to get handcuffs?"

Ophelia answered him by producing a set from the drawer in the bedside table. "You mean like these?"

"Whoa. You've really planned ahead."

She smiled and snapped one side of the cuffs around his wrist and moved his arms upwards to secure them to the bedpost. He stared dumbstruck at her until she had him completely cuffed to the bed.

"Hey! Wait a minute. Did I say

yes

?"

She arched an eyebrow. "Are you saying

no

?"

"Well, no, but... are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Oh, what's the worst that could happen?"

"Knowing my luck, I'm sure we'll probably find out."

"Don't be silly."

"Shouldn't we like think of a safeword or something first?"

"Oh, I don't think there's any need for that..."

"Umm, yeah there is."

Ophelia snickered as she pulled a sheet of paper out of her pocket. "Now, let's take a look at this list of household chores..."

"Aaaaugh! Noooooooo! Safeword! SAFEWORD!"

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Time to get serious about finishing up some writing for these Myshuno! prompts.

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w-sims replied to your photo:I finally finished up my Myshuno card. I combined...

"What’s the worst that could happen?" + Handcuffs is just going to be phenomenal, I can tell.

There was a pretty funny scenario in an episode of My So-Called Life that followed that exact idea. I'd like to write that prompt, but we'll see if it ends up being on a row I want to complete.

I initially combined “You put it where?” with "A perfectly normal piece of fruit," but I wasn't really sure where to go with that besides the obvious naughty interpretation. I couldn't really imagine much of a scene for it. Haha!

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Myshuno! 2014

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