#nakedclint

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Steve: You saw a Chitauri?

Natasha: Yeah, I saw one.

Clint: She didn’t just see it. She killed it.

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Pepper: Do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here?

Tony: It’s worked before.

Pepper: Well, now it’s infuriating me.

Tony: Wrong breast.

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[Upon seeing Jim Morita’s map of the Hydra facility]

Steve: Who drew this?

Jim: What do you mean, “Who drew this?" I did.

Steve: Very good; you’ve got a wonderful line, Jim! This shows great artistic promise.

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Tony: Well, Fury? Don’t keep us in the dark! This has been an absolute damn nightmare. Tell us what the fuck is going on!

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Thor: [hanging from an ice cliff] If this do be the end, “Farewell!” cried the wounded piper-boy...

[Loki stomps, trying to make him fall.]

Thor: ...whilst the muskets cracked, and the yeomen roared “Hurrah,” and the ramparts fell...

[Loki stomps again.]

Thor: “Methinks me breathes me last, me fears!” said he...

[Darcy pushes Loki from behind; Loki falls screaming over Thor’s head.]

Thor: Holy shit, you got him!

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Odin: How’s our darling Jane?

Thor: [reciting] “‘Twas first light, when I saw her face upon the heath, and hence did I return, day by day, entranced, though vinegar did brine my heart, never w...”

Odin: Very good! I’m going to stop you there because the alarm has sounded, but remember where we left off, because I insist you finish later!

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Natasha: Who’s got the throat-slitter?

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IS IT 4.6K? 4.7K? I AM LOSING IT yet I am determined to win.

4.6k yeeees it’s very close!

From looking at my blog, how many followers would you assume I have?