#napoleondarling

[yasminedarling]

text ✉️ yaspoleon

Napoleon: I didn't *mean* to ignore her, I was high. Story of my life.

Yasmine: And I didn't MEAN to disown you, I was just ashamed to be related to you. Story of my life.

[astridprydain]

Napoleon

Oh my gosh, we could totally go to the bone zone, @napoleondarling! Don’t worry, I mean the fun kind and not the scary graveyard-y kind! Unless you’re into that! 

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

[anastasiastabbington]

I ship you with Napoleon because he's the only challenge you don't seem afraid of.

First of all, I’m afraid of everything; @napoleondarling doesn’t get to be some super special exception to my every rule or something, that would be crazy. Second of all, who said anything about challenges? What challenge? You shouldn’t know anything about a challenge, and neither should I, what are you even talking about? Third of all, if you want to point any fingers, point them at him, not at me! If he’s supposed to be so lazy how come he put so much effort into getting me a chicken mask for the dance? Sounds like he’s the totally suspicious one in this friendship if you ask me. If we’re even friends. I don’t know if we’re even friends, shut up, stop saying weird things.

I ship you with ______!

[anastasiastabbington]

I ship you and Napoleon!

Do you now? 

@napoleondarling

I ship you with ______!

[marshlightningrass]

Napoleon, duh! Brotp for life!

Emphasis on the bro.

@napoleondarling

I ship you with ______!

[marshlightningrass]

you and napoleon should give it a serious try, i've never wanted anything more in my life!

Damn, that’s a sad life you’re living.

@napoleondarling

I ship you with ______!

[enchantedevents]

YOU TWO HAD 86% COMPATIBILITY

@elodiesmee, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp in the foyer. He will be wearing brown, and will be the guy in the very ugly pink and red Valentine’s vest. Have a lovely time!

@napoleondarling, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp in the foyer. She will be wearing gold and will be the girl in the compass pendant necklace. Have a lovely time!

[everlypan]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: napoleon, tori, aspen

Kill: Napoleon. ( @napoleondarling )

It’s a mercy killing, really. He’s smart and would probably do alright on his own, yeah, but he’s also Too Chill to function, so.

Betray: Tori. ( @toridarling )

We’d no doubt survive together, but we have other people to think about, so I’ma ditch her ass and make our group a little smaller it’s easier to maneuver and she’s going to save Clem while I protect Aspen and then when it’s safe, we’re going to meet back up and deal with the repercussions then.

Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: Aspen. ( @bravelittleaspen )

I need her close if I’m going to protect her. And she knows what I’m thinking before I’m thinking it, so it prepares both of us.