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@everlypan
TWITTER | Hollerly
@hollieholla: ☹😬🥺 Why would anyone do that? I'm baby. That's mean.
@everlypan: People are mean, silly duck. Some people just like to see the world burn, and in your world of ice and snow, that's probably not the best thing, lol.
TWITTER | Hollerly
@hollieholla: NEAT! I do not, but also penguins scare me. So if you find one...please warn me so I can be safely locked away!
@everlypan: I like you, you want a flying reindeer, so I'm going to be nice and give you some unwarranted advice someone should've shared with you a long time ago... NEVER TELL SOMEONE WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF! Especially in a world with active magic! Someone could have too much fun with that info, lol.
TWITTER | Hollerly
@hollieholla: 🥺🥺bless u. Kind angel🥺🥺
@everlypan: DUH. If it's not supposed to fly and/or I've never seen it fly, I'ma watch it fly! You got a penguin nobody knows about running around here too?
TWITTER | Hollerly
@hollieholla: so....who has the power to make things float. I would love to have a flying reindeer pal, please and thank you!
@everlypan: GIRL, I GOTCHU!
Left on Ronnie’s doorstep, wrapped with a card:
Merry Tricksmas!
This may shock you, but I don’t really know how to find The Perfect Gift. So I found the perfect FOUR!
Your Secret Santa,
Everly
@ronniekluck
poseysmee:
“I never actually gave it any thought? I haven’t had the opportunity, if you get what I mean,” Posey shrugged. “Well I did once but I chickened out. Anyway, I don’t know what I’d do! What do you think I’d do?”
Everly hummed, rubbing her chin in feigned contemplation. “You’re a swallower,” she said finally with a slight nod of her head. “Definitely a swallower. A panic gagger, but a swallower.” Wrinkling her nose and tilting her head in thought, Everly made a show of eyeing the the other girl’s neck. “Yeah, definitely.” she affirmed before snorting, finally letting out the laugh she’d been holding in. “Was this the same time we talked about before?” she asked, always genuinely curious about the Walt Emergency Sexcapade with Orion they’d talked about before. Or, what could’ve been one, but that was the boring part she liked to ignore. "Did you chicken out because you didn’t know if you were going to spit or swallow and the idea of not knowing what you’d do at the big climax psyched you out? Or did you just chicken out because it was with your freaky friend and he’s--falsely, apparently--rumoured to be more experienced and the idea of being the more inexperienced one is scarier than say, killing a girl? Or was it the Sprinkles?” Everly couldn’t help the joke. It’d been long enough, right?
rafehook:
Covering the ears of his sleeping daughter, Rafe cocked a brow in Everly’s direction. “Why are you like this? Also…” He leaned over to make sure Tallulah really was asleep in her stroller. “Why is that important? As a guy who has had his dick sucked plenty of times, I really don’t care where it goes. And guys who do freak me out. Like, don’t you have better things to have opinions on?”
Everly didn’t bother stifling her giggles. If she had to pick one person to rile up for the rest of her life for no reason, it’d be Rafe. He wasn’t boring per se, but he wasn’t always exciting, which always made getting any sort of response from him that more special because she never knew what to expect and that was the best experience. Shrugging off his question of why, she turned her attention to the sleeping baby. “It’s a general curiosity,” she said, smiling as she cocked her head to the side, “I mean, we all have opinions on things whether we say we do or not. You could say “I don’t care,” but your brain still had a first choice and you can’t deny that, it’s just how brains work.” she rationalized, pouting slightly that the baby was in fact asleep. She liked babies, they did so many cool thing, they made funny faces, they laughed at her funny faces, and they made fairies, what wasn’t to love about babies? “I bet your baby made the best fairy.” Everly mused aloud. “Plenty of times?” she continued without missing a beat, finally looking back up at him with a raised eyebrow, amusement written all over her face.
“Spit or swallow?”
It’s So bogus that Pixie Hollow doesn’t have ANY landmarks according to Pokemon Go and Wizard’s Unite. Not that I mind Wizard’s unite after seeing how she portrayed fairies in her books and the game, but still, I just want to actually enjoy being back home and not worry about exhausting all the resources I collected before I went back to help chaperone that field trip.
GOD! Your life is SUCH a DISASTER, innit, Obi? Maybe there aren’t any landmarks because you guys are super top secret hidden kingdom inside of a super top secret hidden island world that you really only have one way of getting to and it’s super hard to do? Maybe your dad and the rest of the ministry don’t want to highlight where the Museum of Natural History in Pixie Hollow is and just give away all of your super top secret hidden genocide secrets? Orrr maybe it’s just that the uncooler of the fairies are just too busy working their tiny little butts off to care because they’re uncool and busy and such? Who knows! But I’m on your side, it sucks and I blame your dad. How you got to be cool when your dad is so super stuffy, I will never understand.
M’still accepting applications for a first mate. Preferably one who can get me booze whenever I ask for it.
Well, first off, thanks for making me wanta watch Doctor Who, jagoff. #TeamDonna. Secondly, I can’t buy booze here yet, which is, um, stupid, but I digress. Why are you advertising in Walt of all places? You’re gonna get stuck with some Green Peace wannabe sailor who just wants to sail to save the whales. And while whales are fine and dandy, who wants to listen to that? I’d drink myself into the only regrettable drunken stupor of my life.
TEXT | Evosey
Posey: lmaooooo he and Baz are both so lame, neither of them live up to their cool rumored reputations. Yeah that's what I meant! It was like regular and fun and something anyone would enjoy, like vanilla ice cream, but then he's touching your boobs and it's like WHOA SPRINKLES you know?? This is the first friend I've ever casually made out with so I really don't know how we /should/ feel about it?? All I know is that I feel super 🥰
Everly: Way to ruin the illusion, Pose, gosh! Oh shit! Super Freak got to second base in the middle of a Walt Emergency?! I'm very impressed with you right now, Littlest Smee, you're currently my favorite. I mean, it's always usually at least a little "Uhm..." the first time around, but also, like I said before, it's only really weird if you make it weird and by the sounds of it, you're not making it weird and neither is he since you haven't really talked about it and made it into A Thing. The question I have for you now though is...do you WANT it to be A Thing? Or do you just want it to be a one time casual thing?
TEXT | Evosey
Posey: haha he's not like that!!! idk how that rumor even got started. He's so vanilla...like, with sprinkles. At least that's how he makes out. :P But I feel like we got so preoccupied with the fire and spring break we haven't really given it a chance to get weird? SHOULD it be weird???
Everly: Who knows. He's easy enough to get confused with his Waltfest Wanker pal, so maybe that's it? Either way it's funny and I have countless Freak On A Leash jokes for him, lol. The thought of making out with him being like making out with something cold and wet is a little gross, but also, sprinkles are a fun little surprise, so heeey. XD I mean, it's only weird if you make it weird. /I/ casually make out with my friends all the time, so it's not weird for me at all, but how many friends do /you/ casually make out with?
TEXT | Evosey
Posey: omg I didn't even WANT to be in there with who I was with at first! I was too high and spun the bottle all weak and it landed literally right next to me. It was Orion! And like....idk maybe? :P We weren't even gonna kiss but then one thing lead to another. I didn't even have time to process the fireworks til we were screaming about near-death!
Everly: Mr Freak-A-Leak himself?! Posey! I'm Shook! I mean, not really, but kind of, but seriously, how fucking funny?! XD You went from a walking beautiful disaster to a walking rom-com over night, way to turn yourself into a badass in the most epic of ways! Lol. Are things weird now? GOD it sounds like it'd be weird afterwards! Your life has seriously become so damn fascinating in the last year, I swear.
TEXT | Evosey
Posey: I'm safe!!! I know a lot of people were like worried since I was locked in that closet for like, a long time. Never playing Seven Minutes in Heaven ever again, just in case of another rogue fire. 😅
Everly: You coy little devil you. Almost burning to death just for a little lip action... I didn't know you had it in you. ;) Lol. I'm glad you didn't die though! :D But now I'm curious, WHO were you locked in with and was the fire your fireworks replacement? Lol.
dagnyjuniper:
Hey, random question, but if you could choose to be all fairy or all human which side would you pick? Seeing as how you’re both I just thought you might have an interesting perspective. She definitely is the type, but she’s being suspiciously nice to me right now.
Y’know, I don’t think I’d want to be full either? I see the pros in being one or the other, but on one hand, I love flying and the freedom in brings too much to ever be just a human ,and on the other, I love my freedom and not feeling tied to one thing (like a single talent) for the rest of my life to be just a fairy. Being small would be real fun for hide and seek though! So who knows, maybe full fairy if I absolutely had to choose. But what my talent would be, I have no idea. In your Fairy Princess Expert Opinion, what do you think my talent would be? So what you’re saying is... She’s lulling you into a false sense of security because she knows it’s suspicious for her to be nice to...anybody...and it’ll make you get paranoid and you’ll start sleeping with one eye open and fall into massive sleep deprivation so that your mind and body get weaker and you’ll always be on the look out of when she is going to strike and then she never will and you’ll be like “Maybe this is what we call growth?” and then the second you think that to yourself, the micro-mannerisms you give off when while thinking to yourself will give you away and BAM! Struck. That makes sense, good of you to catch on! Orrr now that she’s had sex and all the pent up aggression that filled her teeny tiny body for the last umpteen years has finally been released and she’s cool now? Who knows. My vote is still on the first option.
dagnyjuniper:
You make no sense sometimes, but we keep you around because you’re fun and pretty. Uh, yeah!!!! I hope I survive too! I’m not planning on dying early, but now I’m scared you’ve heard a rumor.
Making no sense is the story of my life and I kinda like it that way; makes my life story more like one of those Choose Your Own Adventure books, like life should be. Fun and pretty though, I like it! No rumours, per se, I’ve just met your sister is all. She seems the type.
