#toridarling

[karmeninca]

text 🐱 kartori

Karmen: Toto is sitting on me! I repeat, Toto is sitting on me, this is not a drill!

Karmen: I was just catching up on The Voice in the living room and PLOP a cat is now in my lap.

Karmen: What do I do?

[napoleondarling]

@toridarling: That doesn't answer the question though...

Who are you, the anon police?

[everlypan]

Group Text || Neverland Nerds

Everly: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Everly: For everybody but Aspen because it's her special day and she deserves not to be burned alive today*!

[serenitytriton]

# please

[ @luikapu​ ]

Last Text to Lui:

Serenity: I swear to all that is good in this world, I learn so much about your sexual prowess via text, it’s ridiculous, lol.

Ringtone:

What’s Your Fantasy by Ludacris

[ @sagegothel​ ]

Last Text to Sage Wants Something:

Serenity: Something like that, lol. But yeah,I don’t blame you, so yeah. I still have notebooks going back to sophomore year that you can go over. Stop by Lilo’s whenever you’re free this week and I’ll let you borrow them. 

Ringtone:

I Feel Pretty from West Side Story

[ @toridarling​ ]

Last Text to Off Limits Darling:

Serenity: You’re used to me Mel and I going at it by now. On a scale of 1-10, how annoyed do you think she would be if I graduated college before her and moved to Neverland?

Ringtone:

The Little Einsteins Theme Song (Remix)

[deavalor-blog]

# please

Last Text → Aileen Dunbroch

Lorenzo: Huh. Well, mango, maraschino cherries, pineapple rum, grenadine, and peach schnapps sound good, bella. But I’ve never really thought about it. To be honest I googled.

Ringtone → Bailando – Enrique Iglesias

Last Text → Tori Darling

Lorenzo: Ah, chica, to be fair you went away for two weeks. Maybe if you had had some help from Karmen ;P Maybe next time.

Ringtone → Bailando – Enrique Iglesias

[everlypan]

Cruise ship, rail holiday or road trip?

Can I cheat here and pixie dust a car and have a flying road trip a la Harry Potter? If not, I’d still more than likely stick with the road trip. I get enough ship action and you can’t really pick who you’re travelling with with trains. So gimme an old VW bus, Tori, Aspen, Nessa, Romi and Grace and I’m set. No promises I won’t still cheat though.

[ @toridarling , @bravelittleaspen , @nessahawkins , @romiarendelle & @bangrace ]

[enchantingrosalie]

I ship you with Tori.

Tori is such an extraordinary person, thank you.

@toridarling

I ship you with ______!

[jcfacilier]

You and Tori would be really pretty together!

Miss Tori sure is pretty, but I don’t know her real well, and I dunno if I’m exciting enough for her to wanna get to know me, either.

@toridarling

I ship you with ______!