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Choice Timmys from various gotham adventures comics

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The bat teens make a pact that all of them should Damian out on the weekends for enrichment (normal child fun).

Duke takes him to a movie, and they end up hopping theatres to see a couple. They see a superhero movie and riff on the whole thing (Duke riffs, Damian mostly complains about accuracy). They also watch a surprisingly good kids movie Damian refuses to admit he likes. Duke peer pressures Damian into trying various movie snacks (popcorn is okay, hotdogs are appalling, junior mints are the best candy). They feel sick by the end of the day because they forgot to eat actual food. They win a shitty Batman plush from the claw machine before they leave.

Steph takes him to a shitty arcade super funplex. It is run down and kinda terrifying and mostly occupied by old people gambling and is definitely a front. Steph has been coming here since she was 4. She shows Damian how to get the highest score in skeeball (climb up on top of it and put balls directly in the highest score hole until it runs out of tickets). They run the place out of pizza and spend at least 45 minutes trying to throw candy into all the animatronics mouths. They spend their tickets on a cryptic bootleg Pokemon cartridge and the scariest looking pink bear imaginable. Damian puts it next to Duke's batman.

Tim takes him to the skate park. He really wants to teach Dami how to skateboard, Damian brings his rollerblades. Damian thinks tricks are stupid and juvenile, until he sees someone do a flip off the bowl. He insists he NEEDS to know how to do that. It takes literally all day because Tim has to figure out how to do it first, they come home extremely bruised but satisfied.

Cass takes him to the mall. Steph showed her the wonders of the mall and she's never looked back. They spend hours ambling through target, Cass drags Damian through the toy section (that he really wanted to go to) and makes him buy something. They both get crazy nurf guns to get the others with. They get starbucks and cinnamon buns (don't tell Alfred). They go spend 40 minutes in a candle store and decide they've seen better. They buy jewelry and honey and bits and bobs from local stands. They win a plush pikachu in a claw machine (goes next to the others, obviously).

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This probably only makes sense in my head but I need "something in the way" by nirvana to be a Bit in the Batfamily to torture Bruce. They checked in on his playlist a few times during patrol and it was playing every single one. Now they will never let it go. Every single opportunity they have.

"we need to clear the rubble the batmobile isn't getting through"

"I guess you could say"

"don't"

"there's. Something in the way...."

(everyone chimes in on the comms)

"mmmmmmnnnnnnnn"

"People are dying"

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Happy father son Friday I'm thinking about these panels again

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Justice League music tastes from someone who has no taste

Fuck it I'm just making a post. And yes, I have playlists for every member of the Justice League.

Bruce Wayne

Classical listener. He has old old man taste (raised by the butler syndrome)

Loves opera. Listens to it casually and sings it in the shower

Has a soft spot for moody musical theatre he liked as a teen (namely phantom of the opera)

Song from his playlist: Confrontation from Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde

Clark Kent

Genuinely rocks to International Harvester

Yes he likes country, but old country. Ones that tell a specific ass story

Also stuff you'd hear at a baseball stadium

Song from his playlist: Live Like You're Dying by Tim Mcgraw

Diana Prince

Big 70s/80s fan, loves Fleetwood Mac

Female fronted bands only

Also loves traditional Greek music, can play it too

Song from her playlist: Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac

John Stewart

Specific taste for Detroit musicians, into music history

Supports small artists, buys CDs off teens handing them out

Also dad rock

Song from his playlist: House of the Rising Sun by the Animals

J'onn J'onzz

Loves the most on the nose songs imaginable. Rocket Man gives him shrimp emotions

Also loves obscure musicians, but more indie hyperpop that makes your brain melt

Listens to industrial drilling asmr

Song from his playlist: I'm Going Home from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Shayera Hol

Has the music taste of a 16 year old girl who smokes

Loves loud and angry music

Likes to sing rock stuff, don't tell anyone

Song from her playlist: I Hate Myself For Loving You, covered by Halestrom

Wally West

Ska

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Quality bats from Batman: The Audio Adventures comic

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This is exactly what I mean when I say Bruce has crazy blue eyes btw. They are giving this intensity in all situations and scenarios

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Hi. Please enjoy these pictures of Alfred from Eternal Youth (btas s1ep16). You're welcome.