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my brain just very helpfully supplied the idea that if Bang Chan were a character in the narutoverse, he'd be anbu captain at LEAST.

alas we are not ready for that conversation

#no I don't take criticism #argue with the wall #or pin me up against the wall IFYKYK #404 error sanity not found #what have i done #bang chan #stray kids #skz #anbu #naruto shippuden #naruto shit posting #kpop

How do I know I’m neurodivergent, you ask? Why, it’s because I decided to map out an entire realistic timeline for my special interest series (Naruto), based on the Konoha 12’s birthdays and the sliver of info given in the anime/manga (bc Kishimoto hated telling us what time it was I guess). This is solely for Part I/pre Shippuden.

My god these are the ramblings of a painfully single person lmaoooo tho I’m sure there’s someone out there who would think my dedication is cute addhsjskaksb

My chicken scratch writing says I pull from the anime, but some info (like the date of the Chunin Exams) is also stated in the manga. The anime does give a little bit more to work with though.

I did have to do some guesswork post Konoha Crush since even the anime starts to give less info at this point, but based on my findings, Part I happens over around six months. Thinking about Naruto and Sasuke as lovers makes it infinitely more hilarious, bc I think their bond developing that quickly is soooooo sapphic. Like, of course I would kill for my rival that I only kinda became frenemies with a few months ago!

@iamlostonthepathoflife COME AND WITNESS ME MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto shit posting #naruto meta #the fact that I did this out of my own curiosity and potential fic writing purposes #the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma #sasunaru would be U-Haul lesbians TELL ME IM WRONG