#naruto textposts

[oh-no-its-bird]

My favorite deranged little guy (emphasis on little, short Madara rights)

[fuckboy-orochimaru]

Suigetsu and Karin are right. He is weird and abnormal....don't trust creepy snake men in turtlenecks guys

[omikazu]

neji: the hyuuga clan forcibly marks the branch families, we are forced to give our lives up for the head family and when i was like seven i almost got my cranial nerves crushed to death just because i kicked hinata a little too hard

naruto: ok and? hinata's dad is strict, your levels of suffering are the same so shut up and endure the cranial nerve crushing torture until i become hokage some twenty years later and change the clan traditions, if you don't die for the head family before then lol

[omikazu]

friend: omg you know what the saddest part of naruto is? pein killing jiraiya-

me: too fast, i know. he should've killed him slowly and given me more time to relish that old toad looking ugly pedophilic child neglecting sexual harasser's death, a shame, really.

friend: .......

me: don't boo me i'm right

[omikazu]

kakashi: you wanna be me so bad bro

obito: no???? i just want rin to be in love with me and to become hokage someday

kakashi: yeah you wanna be me so bad

[omikazu]

obito: i didn't start this war over rin, kakashi. don't be stupid.

obito, 5 seconds later: rin did not deserve to die! in this perfect world, rin can be alive and everything will be alright again, that's what this war is about!

kakashi: ..... 😐