#naruto incorrect

[kakairuprobably]

kidnapper: we have your son

Kakashi : which one? Naruto or Sasuke?

Kakashi : if it’s Sasuke, then you don’t have him, he has you

Kakashi : if it’s Naruto, then tell him this: “Good bye you little shit”

Kidnapper : the one with brown hair and has you as “daddy” here on the contact name

Kakashi : omg they have Iruka

[nevsclowntown]

naruto’s onto something i think

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[quotesnarutoincorrect]

Obito; well, well, well if it isn’t Naruto and his shinobi alliance

Naruto; but it is us

Obito; … no, it’s an expression

Naruto; your villain tricks won’t work on us!

[why-not-9]

Obito: I can explain!

Kakashi: can you ?

Obito: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[omikazu]

neji: the hyuuga clan forcibly marks the branch families, we are forced to give our lives up for the head family and when i was like seven i almost got my cranial nerves crushed to death just because i kicked hinata a little too hard

naruto: ok and? hinata's dad is strict, your levels of suffering are the same so shut up and endure the cranial nerve crushing torture until i become hokage some twenty years later and change the clan traditions, if you don't die for the head family before then lol

[lvrexe]

Ino: I think you're pretty.

Sakura: Thank you :)

Ino: ... pretty gay.

Sakura: ...

Sakura: Ino, we're literally dating.

[majinsawdust64]

I-

[sweetyaoigirl]

Shisui: Do you know why Itachi can't be a teacher ?

Izumi: I don't know. Why ?

Shisui: Because they are not accepting handsome teachers

Shisui: Being handsome is law

Izumi: Didn't you wanted to be a teacher too ?

Shisui: Yes that's why they did not accept me

Izumi: Isn't it because you are stupid ?

Shisui: .......

Shisui: Listen.... I almost had it. I didn't know teachers are supposed to teach their students every day.