#naruto tfln

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Ino: You fucked him, didn’t you?

Sakura: He showed up at my house with tacos, rum, and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret freaking Thatcher!

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5-year-old Sarada: Want to watch me do a new justu?

Sasuke: Who taught you a new justu?

Sarada: No one. Girls just know.

Sasuke: ?????

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Interviewer: What did you bring to the table?

Naruto: Well at my last job I brought a lot of enthusia-

Interviewer: NO what did you just put on my desk

Naruto: Oh you mean my toad.

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Naruto: Why do I always have so much dirty laundry?!

Sasuke: Why do you always wear so many clothes?

Naruto: *starts to take off shirt*

Sakura: NOT HERE!

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5-year-old Inojin: I don't want to be a kindergartener.

Ino: What do you want to be?

Inojin: A t-rex.

Ino: Well watch out, Konoha.

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[at Naruto's bachelor party]

Temari: *texting* Are you already drunk?

Shikamaru: Why would you ask that?

Temari: You're only answering me in the form of a question.

Shikamaru: Am I?

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[morning after Naruto's bachelor party]

Naruto: I'm never drinking again.

Shikamaru: Want a beer?

Naruto: Yes.