#nat pls

[artificiallyimplantedmemories]

@aviophobic​ replied to this post: I SEE

     “Aw, Len, you know you didn’t want to deal with those stuffy officials anyway.” She winks. “Besides, you get to kiss me, what’s not to like? Or are you pouting because you haven’t gotten a chance yet? All you have to do is ask...”

[70yearsofwinter]

✘ ⌖ ➶ "I brought a gift back from my recent job for my favorite refrigerator magnet display. Love you, милый"

"Why are you like this." It made a very satisfying 'tink' on impact with his arm, which he was sure she appreciated. "Thank you, I think."

[snnynotnatural]

❗️you should introduce me to your asshole ex.

truth or dare Send ❓️ + a question, and my muse has to tell the truth. Send ❗️ + a dare, and my muse has to do what you say.

sonny  just  deadpans  nat.  seriously?  making  her  not  only  talk  to  her  cheating  ex,  but  introducing  him?  fuck.  “you  owe  me.”  is  all  sonny  could  muster  before  grumbling  a  few  curse  words  to  herself.  shit.  bitch.  puto.  all.  with  a  heavy  breath,  she  called  out,  “jax!  can  you  please  bring  your  ass  over?”

now  sonny  asking  him  to  walk  over  to  her?  that  was  new.  might  have  gotten  into  his  big  head.  “is  it  time  for  you  to  beg  for me  back?”  not  even  a  fake  laugh  could  be  mustered,  “shut  up.  jax,  this  is  nat.  nat,  this  is  bitch  fuck.  enjoy  your  chat.”  with  that  sonny  went  to  tend  to  others  while  jax  leaned  over,  “nice  to  meet  you,  beautiful.”  gag.

[ask-natalie]

If your life were a movie, what scene would you watch over and over again?

All the best bits.

[stygicniron]

hey corn boy u got a hot dad

I changed my mind

[statycny]

@hadzyuka || from here

The familiar voice reached Natallia’s wars before her bouncing did and she regretfully dragged her eyes open. She was just a tad grumpy at being woken up like this, but the excited exclamation registered in her brain and she gave Natalya a strange look as the other grabbed her hand.

She noticed the rings. Oh. Natallia truthfully remembered very little from the night before,  which was an odd occurrence in itself, and she was too tired to complain about the other sleeping nude (not that she would complain at this point anyways).  “...marriage.” She muttered, eyes still half lidded with sleep. With a resigned sigh, she tucked her head against Nat’s bare chest and pulled her down on the bed so she could close her eyes and cuddle her. 

It was too early for this.

There was a soft sound somewhere between a squawk and a shriek when she was pulled down, though there was not a single complaint to laying against her chest. In fact, that was one of the main reasons for having breasts, Natalya would argue. “You are missing this,” she whispered after a moment however, though she didn’t move from how they were tangled to cuddle.

“We are married. Married.“ the word was heavy every time she said it. She didn’t remember it, or how or why or what, but it certainly was. “This is perfection, yes. Marry yourself, who knows better. We are set forever.“

[rinnysmuses]

“Augh!!!!”

She’s running out of the bathroom at the prosecutor’s office. She was dropping off documents and needed to pee. Went into the bathroom and it smelled like vomit. Gross!!!!!

“WHOEVER HAS THE FLU NEEDS TO LEAVE.”

[thepiercingeyedpirate]

(From Nat cause she's salty rn) Pro: Not bad on the eyes. Con: Literally everything else

“I could think of a few more than that, love.”