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Late Bloomer Boyfriend: Bang Chan

Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. Think about it. Have hard thoughts. Don't take it too seriously.

18+ only.

Also, this pic...omg, it makes me want to write a 10 day Daddy!Chan series because I am drooling violently.

I am going to tentatively say that out all of my late bloomer boyfriend analysis THUS FAR.

Bang Chan.

Daddy Chan.

Would be THE BEST late bloomer boyfriend and here is WHY...

Firstly, the man has a very obvious caregiver complex (at least, I think it's very obvious) and so he naturally attracts/is attracted to people who don't feel understood or 'seen' in life because his Libra stellium naturally makes him very empathetic and a naturally caring person.

People who tend to be a 'late bloomer' in life usually do have some insecurities about themselves because it's just almost impossible not too??

And Bang Chan's Mars in the 7th House means he is attracted to transformative relationships and people that help him 'grow' and discover traits and flaws about himself.

Being someone's first ever partner would encourage Bang Chan to hone different skills like patience, communication and emotional intimacy whilst also encouraging him to discover different parts of himself.

You would be his own personal project in a way, which can be seen as positive or negative depending on Chan's maturity level.

At Chan's worst, he could see you as a project to 'fix' or a vision to work on because it helps him build his self-esteem, that he's helping someone 'heal' and he could unconsciously put you into 'victim' mode and cause you to unnecessarily restrict yourself, just show he can come back and 'fix' you again.

Bang Chan would be a great 'first ever' boyfriend those little 'milestones' in relationships that experienced people might take for granted, he would celebrate them with you.

He's the first man you bring home to your family? You'll best believe he'll dress up and maybe even bring some flowers.

It's your first Valentines Day ever with a partner? He'll go all out and make it the most cliche and corniest of experiences ever.

Okay, let's talk about the seggsy stuff.

Look, the whole 'Daddy' persona is not as far-fetched as we believe.

I'm not going to say that Chan 100% has a thing for being called 'Daddy'.

But the chances of him enjoying it are pretty high.

And I also have to point out that I'm not saying that Chan would be into age-play or ddlg, I'm saying that Chan would probably enjoy being called 'Daddy' as a term of endearment.

Because I have to continuously say this but age-play/age regression is a form of lifestyle whereas calling someone 'Daddy' only in intimate situations is just a term of authority.

Chan would enjoy knowing that he's being the first to explore this area with you, to show you things you haven't discovered for yourself, to see you react to him and only him.

'How does that feel babygirl? Does that feel good? You look so beautiful under me right now, doing so well'.

And with Chan, it would seem like he's cool right? That he has everything under control.

But his cool persona hides a lot of emotional temperament and a constant desire to feel NEEDED.

And you best believe this side of him would show when you're under the sheets with him.

'Babygirl, you need Daddy to make you feel good don't you? You need me to take care of you and I will, whenever you need because you're MY babygirl'.

Now, on a worst level.

Chan could weaponise your inexperience and use it against you, manipulate and victimise you into how much you need him in your life.

'You couldn't even make yourself cum if it weren't for my help. You could never take care of yourself like how I can take care of you'

But on a positive level,

You would feel SAFE, protected, nurtured and appreciated, Chan's love for you would be so powerful, you would never ever doubt his affection for you.

'You make me so happy, I just want to care for you, protect you, love you. Are you going to let me babygirl?'

I also LOATHE the term 'babygirl'.

But it's just such a Chan thing to say, he is the only one that can make the term sound so sweet and sexy.

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What’s the state of your 8th house?

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Quick overview of planetary placements in a chart

A Scorpio ASC with Neptune in the 1st house could be indicative of a very seductive and magnetic individual with the ability to see through people and draw out their innermost fears, dreams and longings. It could indicate a personality of great mystical power and desire to merge, to see and feel into people deeply. The person could’ve irrational and imagined fears as well as an emotionally rich and obscure sense of identity. People could potentially be scared or confused when meeting this person, unsure about her real motives and distrustful of her slippery persona. They could also become enchanted, fascinated and addicted to this person’s attention, always wanting more; more closeness, more mirroring, more love. The chart holder could easily be drained and perhaps seek privacy yet feel guilty for expressing selfish needs and wants. Neptune wants to be everything to everyone, to comply, surrender and appeal rather than asserting and taking shape on its own.

Sun, Mercury and Venus in Aquarius in the 3rd house points to a person that’s motivated to create something for the greater good of humanity, to contribute with ideas and new perspectives that can be helpful to everyone. This is an interactive person that likes conversing and talking to people although the subjects might have to have some higher purpose of contributing to society and collective progression. The person sticks to her ideals but aims to communicate and receive information that has substance and relevance. With Capricorn as the ruler of the 3rd house, there’s a reserved and serious tone in verbal exchange – the person might be quiet until she has something to say – words are tools and should be used wisely. There’s a conservative and conventional streak to this person’s interactive style, she knows how to speak in formal settings but she also knows how to share original opinions and observations.

Chiron and Saturn in Pisces in the 5th house describes someone that’s a cool and cautious receiver of pleasure and entertainment. The individual might feel pressured to provide some kind of escape from ordinary life, a safe haven through organized activity and creativity. She could be prone to hide or block feeling responses in order to be able to perform in a way that is expected of her. “Fun” could be approached as a painful duty that is mechanically taken on in order to prove something or heal something that she feels deprived of or lacking in some way. Boundless feeling and connection to the transcendent realm of oneness is sought through great effort and in attempt to heal something that was irrevocable damaged. The 5th house has to do with all kinds of personal expressions, including sexuality, art, play, gambling, sports, theatre and even children. Procreation could be seen as something that’s a duty rather than a spontaneous and free expression of personal will and desire. There could be a sense of lacking spontaneity and trust in one’s own self-willed endeavors. There would be pain around not being able to give in to the flow of one’s own energy signature and trust the benevolence of it. With Saturn in Pisces, “goodness” and “emotional receptivity” is too important to leave to chance – it has to be worked for and defended.

Moon in Gemini in the 8th house suggests a quick witted and mentally alert temperament that can be a little bit tricky and slippery. This type is interested in a lot of things and open to new experiences but it’s bound by emotional ties and investments. With the Moon in the 8th house there’s usually a deep desire for intimacy and closeness but a fear of it at the same time. A Gemini Moon shies away from anything that’s too heavy; it wants to stay light and free in order to be able to navigate the impressions in the environment, nonetheless, other people have a great emotional impact on this individual with their actions, words and thoughts. It could be difficult for the native to separate herself from the behaviors and opinions of those around her. She would need to move and be active but always in response to someone/ something other. Whenever the Moon is in the 8th in the natal chart, the instinctual and emotional side of a person is dependent on others and doesn’t belong to the person fully. There’s a death that is implied by having planets in the 8th house – they’re frustrated and buried but also magically mysterious as their expression relies on the triggers present in the environment.

Jupiter in Cancer in the 9th house says something about a desire to expand caring qualities, of seeking the familiar, or finding a sense of optimism through investing emotionally in beliefs and traditions. Jupiter in Cancer in the 9th is thoughtful, philosophical and spiritual in a receptive and supple way. There’s a feminine grace to this placement and expansion is found through instinctual knowing. The person could potentially be longing for an idyllic vistas, places, things and experiences that ooze nostalgia. Knowledge is sought for the sake of being able to form stronger bonds and take better care of loved ones, possibly.

Pluto in Virgo in the 10th house conjunct Uranus in Virgo in the 11th house says something about a powerful career urge, a desire to be someone of impact and independence that can make a change, however small. Since the planets are in Virgo this power is probably exercised through dealing with and managing the necessary tasks, of handling all the moving parts and making decisions about what method to use in any given situation. Pluto-Uranus in Virgo is a very firm and cool-headed placement – when this person’s had her last word, it’s followed. If something doesn’t work or isn’t helpful to the overall collective, this person isn’t going to be on board with it. Resources and time have to be respected and utilized intelligently. The health of society and of the collective is of utmost important and this person is prone to lend her power to this cause through her career.

Mars in Libra in the 12th house says something about a personal drive that is diplomatic and uses reason rather than force when making things happen. This person’s drive and motivation lends itself to the emotional needs of the collective soul. The native might feel inclined to surrender her will to something more whole and profound than the little self, of being an agent and promoter of peaceful and harmonious relationships rather than more self-centered quests for personal greatness. In other words, this person is going to be a civilized and justice-oriented advocate for a more loving and tasteful world.

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lovecraft's natal chart

oh shit, i do astrology now too?

so in astrology 1st house is rising sign aka ascendant (AC).

when we look inside the first house we see a moon + uranus conjunction. how to interpret that other than "wierdest imagination"? it's very important that's happening in the 1st house as that is how you project yourself to the outer world.

then that moon + uranus union is happening in an air sign too. air signs are intellectual, abstract, much more mental than physical blah blah.

then his libra FURTHER empowered by venus (venus is the natural ruler of libra) being in there too but through 12th house. what's your short 12th house definition? karma, death, unseen shit, subconscious, shadow, transformations, deep deep stuff. well, that fits our guy too. his aesthetics will be even more otherwordly because of this.

then his mercury is in 12th house and mercury is directly related with the type of intelligence you will have. but it's in virgo at the same time so he will be systematic, very detailed, extra super detailed in fact, hard working BUT in an 12th house way. thus he create freakishly complex imaginary cthulhu universe.

his mars in sagittarius is in a positive position in relation to his moon + uranus conjunction, energizing it with fire (mars=god of war).

that pluto + neptune conjunction in the 8th house (native house of scorpio) is another very mystical, extreme, occult, otherworldly union too (though you might say that's more of a generational thing due to both being slow planets and i wouldn't argue against that).

also notice how he doesn't have anything in water signs. thus, no emotions, just monstrous gods tearing each other apart and cosmic chaos and stuff.