#natm asks

[charlattecafe]

Night at the Museum: How are Sun and Moon with kids? Like, age 5 - 10, I mean. Can we have stories of their favorite kids in the museum so far? (I might have a little bean who might be particularly curious about Moon)

البازلاء الحلوة: “Sweet-peas”

Амьтад: “creatures”

sorry this took so long to answer I was busy with show choir, and I needed to make a comic for it TvT

[askthedrunkexhibits]

ahk, why don't you have a queen? (and uhhh... are you looking by any chance, aHEM)

Ahk: uh...Well, anon, that would be because I'm gay. I actually do have someone I'm in a relationship with though.

[undeniablycandycane]

4,5,6,12!!!!! Especially 12

4. I fell in love with the movies last September, after watching Secret of the Tomb5. I usually don’t ship, but sometimes I find myself shipping Jedtavius a lil bit ♥️6. Boy, this list is gonna be long. “Too Dark?” - Ahk “You’re crazier than a road lizard” -Jed (also just an Owen Wilson quote in general cause he says that a lot) Jed: “Somebody’s gotta pay…” Larry: “Pay for what?” ​Jed: I DON’t KNOW, JUST PAY! NOW STOP WHININ, AND JUST take it like a man!!!“ and pretty much that entire scene tbh“ISAIDDOYOUHAVEANYIDEAWHATIVEBEENTHROUGHTONIGHTGUS” -Larry“I have come BACK to LIFE!!!” - Kahmunrah“It’s Octavius, Mary” -Octavius “I think I’m just gonna squander in self-pity” - Jed “He says that he wants to rip you apart” -Ahk“We’re just as God made us.; Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer?” -Jedand there are so many more I can’t think of right now.

and finally,12. This one’s tough…I’d probably save our miniature cowboy friend, but seeing as Ahk knows a lot about the tablet (assuming this is after the third movie, his father taught him some stuff about the tablet?) I would go with him, then at least maybe we’d have a chance at saving them all, or at least bringing them back to life?

thanks for the asks :)

[askthedrunkexhibits]

Do the grayscale exhibit (Al Capone, Joey Motorola, etc.) see in color, or are they colorblind?

Al: We can see in color, right Joey?

Joey: *nods*

[askthedrunkexhibits]

Do any of the animals besides have names besides Dexter? (and Rexy is technically an animal)

Larry: Yes. There's Able. And, I'm not quite sure of the others' names, but I do know that Attila likes to name them.

[askthedrunkexhibits]

Hey Napoleon screw you

Napoleon: *starts crying*

Ivan: *trying not to laugh*

Al: *bursts out laughing*Good one anon!

[askthedrunkexhibits]

Do you guys do any drag races in the museum?

Al: Yeah, we do.

Ivan: Most of us actually participated, because a lot of us find it fun, but Napoleon and that cowboy...what's his name..?

Al: Jed.

Ivan: Oh da! Jed. Jed and Napoleon don't participate because they say it's "too gay". Which is weird, because doing drag has nothing do to with being gay.

Al: I smell toxic masculinity.

[askthedrunkexhibits]

are any of the exhibits still... hostile?

Nick: Napoleon is.