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Has anyone shown Lorde a diamond in the flesh yet? Like, that girl's gonna be fucking impatient by now.

Do you ever look at little kids and just know that they're going to be a douche fuck in a few years?

Of course today of all days, I've got to feel like shit.

There are 15 year olds in the Olympics and I can barely walk down the sidewalk in the winter.

If anyone is bothered by the violin, just knock on my door and tell me to shut up.

Went down to the gym, cool place, booty game is strong over there, might go more often.

Nothing's better than when you see someone who used to be an absolute bitch to you, working in some low end place.

No joke, I have glitter all over my hands and I have no idea where it came from.

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